Ditto here
I stumbled across kneaded healing in mpls and liked what I saw. Don't look to be providers per se as you all know it but something better than a strip club and looks to be enjoyable.
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Are there other places of this style and quality out there? I didn't see DIY listed as a searchable type of massage so it was just chance that I read a review that clued me in to this option.
Anybody shine above the others at KneadedHealing? Looks like at the moment only 4 options are: Alexis, Mazi, Sloane and Billie. I'm partial to Mazi or Billie.
I see the majority of reports say that panties stay on, I'd really the full view. Is that basically a tipping up front thing, up to the masusse or 'not ever going to happen'?
I first found them by looking for high rated massage by somebody with a natural bush but I see that the tall statuesque brunette owner of one either doesnt work there now or period anymore. Anybody there or at another DIY place sport a mostly to all natural bush?
I wish the bush got more love, it's sadly been relegated to the fetish category but it's the natural state of things people. Sheesh
Forgot another question, how much of a traditional massage can be expected? I'd like one, I'm not about just looking at somebody.
Still looking for more DIY places that offer nice visuals and decent massage, whatever you can recommend.
Thank
I would strongly advise that nobody post names of massage parlors that provide sexual favors. Please do not respond to the inquiry above.
Unlike escorts or body rub girls that do screening to make sure that its not LE walking in the door, massage parlors have no such screening. By posting names here and outing those people you will put them out of business. Then the result will be you will have no massage parlor you can go to where you'll be able to find sexual favors.
My advice to you, ss_jenz, is to do your own research and keep what you learn to yourself.
Exactly.
Or share via PM with trusted members, which takes time to develop through reviews, forum postings, etc.
Unlike escorts or body rub girls that do screening to make sure that its not LE walking in the door, massage parlors have no such screening. By posting names here and outing those people you will put them out of business. Then the result will be you will have no massage parlor you can go to where you'll be able to find sexual favors.
My advice to you, ss_jenz, is to do your own research and keep what you learn to yourself.
This line of discussion and a lot of interesting questions posted lately (besides the PM's I've received and my own post below) is making me leery. Suggestion to the OP is to take a break from posting and do what all of the rest of us do and figure it out yourself at this point.
Agreed. This is not the sort of information that should be posted publicly and privately should only be shared with caution.
Thought DIY was within the boundries of what was basically little to no risk since there is an understanding that nothing much is to be expected.
You guys are reading between the lines of what I was asking/looking for, but maybe that't he deal here. Talking about it (without talking about it)
Well, I said what I meant. I was looking for places like the one I mentioned, (which seem to bore others based some posts I was able to find) but I thought it might be a nice place to start
You are correct that this is a "no information" information board. All levels of paranoia exist here, so the one topic we all want information about is the one thing we can't talk about. You can write a review providing far more dangerous details and then shill for providers to spotlight them in case LE wanted help finding targets. It's not about protecting providers here. It's about protecting hobbyists from arrest. I understand why so many providers do not want reviews or to participate on this board, but hobbyists defend their right to post them and lament the lack of provider participation. In many ways, the higher the review and post count, the more dangerous (reckless) the hobbyist.
**Paranoia is bred in this world as well as other marginalized subcultures. Paranoia keeps your senses heightened and your ass safe. I see no harm in that. The information is out there. Few take the time to take all that information in.
**Reviews are currency (you should have known that bitcoin guru - I don't forget posts btw). Reviews are bartered for VIP time and are used by both clients and providers to establish themselves as legitimate. If there are no reviews then this becomes a discussion board and we would eventually stop talking all together because the currency broke down.
**I have pissed and moaned about shills a lot...just because we don't see a lot of new names mentioned. Now I don't care and I do my shills as I please too. Shills are not as dangerous as you picture them as they are 99.99995% of the same established providers who screen. LEO knows the names as do you and I. There is no extra risk with extra promotion so it's actually provider friendly so why are you bitching?
**Everyone is responsible for protecting themselves from LEO.
**You try to link reviews and shills to the reason providers don't participate on the board. Weak argument. Do I need to point out why?
**Your last point is the most hilarious and outrageous..."the higher the review and post count, the more dangerous (reckless) the hobbyist". So someone like Vorlon is reckless? Or were you talking about #1 old me? Who's worse...a guy with more reviews, a buy with more board posts, or a guy like you with no recent reviews who authored the post I am responding to?
If you like DIY that's fine but don't fool yourself into thinking DIY is less illegal than anything else. If the neighbors complain, LE would be just as happy to arrest you while you're jacking off as they would be if you were fucking someone or getting a handy.
"but your honor, it was only DIY"
"but honey, it was just DIY"
"hey kids, it's not what you think, it was DIY"
"but newspaper reporter, it was DIY!"
LOL!
No extra money being exchanged for this. No provider contact with your unit. You have her permission. It's in private. No complaint from her. She may not even be present while you're doing it.
Practically, you'd have plenty of time to stop and cover up if LE came barging in the front door. If you are going as far as to assume a sting with provide in on it, then they can't give you permission / consent if you ask. If you just start doing it without asking, then you might have an issue.
Actually you're wrong .
It is illegal to whip your dick out and service yourself in a public place, a massage parlor counts as such a place. Doing such at home is one thing and not saying that it's heavily enforced, just being real here .
Guys who get caught in stings still get citations even after simply saying that they were there for a massage only
jchan be living in a fantasy world.
Perhaps it is not quite as risky but if you want to eliminate all risk then don't be involved with P4P.
Well yeah, you guys know this .
Every year LE gets sneakier, its all about the intent .
I mean you call an ad so, it's pretty obvious why you showed up there . All a person can do is not talk, god forbid they get caught up in that situation.
We witnessed LE taking advantage of our massage ladies and get reprimanded for it but it doesn't mean that they stopped entirely .
Be safe gentlemen - xoxo
Might be harder for LE to prove the provider is guilty but they can still get busted for it and nobody wants that.
Don't go asking for this kind of information on public message boards. You can actually search FBMS and answer these questions for yourself.
"Unlawful acts. It shall be unlawful for: ... Any person in a massage and bodywork establishment to expose her female
breasts, his or her genital area or any portion thereof to any other person, or to expose
the genital area or any portion thereof of any other person."
Based on the responses he got, it serves as a useful reminder why such information should not be posted publicly.