OK, here's the real story, since everyone HAS to know...I was abducted by aliens, and they gave me a serious anal probe, no lube... I was ok with this until I arrived home and realized the effect the xmas lights would have on me, and now I can't stop blinking and singing "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" and it's beginning to really piss me off...
I would suggest that any lady who shows signs of an anal probe please not try to rectify (hehehe) the situation with Ben and Jerrys and TUCKS alone...
Ho ho ho
Merry Xxxmas anyway...
Chapped ass and all,
Nikki (take me to your leader) Diamond
Sorry to get too personal here Nikki, but I have to know.
What flavor Ben and Jerry's do you stick up your ass after being reamed by aliens???
Happy Holidays slutty lady!
LOL!... Nikki your humor and wit are unlike no other - you crack me up, you are so funny - and so Busty! my STEE-LOW!... Are you going to AVN show? It would be a pleasure to meat you... Oppps! I mean, meet you 
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