The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out
into the lobby where he meets President Bush.  They shake hands and as they walk
the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in
America" President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help
you, I will do." The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in
it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very
upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."
President Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back, "It's
because it takes place in the future."

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