The Lone Ranger & Tonto are camping in the desert.  After setting up their tent, they turn in & are soon asleep.  A few hours later the Lone Ranger wakes up & immediately shakes his faithful friend saying "Tonto...look up at the sky & tell me what you see."

"Me see millions of stars," says Tonto.

"What does that tell you?" asks the masked man.

Tonto ponders for a moment & then replies "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that are millions of galaxies & potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo.  Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.  Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful & we are small & insignificant.  Meteorologically, it tells me we will have a beautiful sunny day tomorrow.  What it tell you, Kimosabe?"

After a moment to get over his amazment at his friend's obsevations he says "Tonto, you dumb dipshit..someone's stolen our tent!"