When in Miami do as they do!!!

I had to share this one with the group.  Being in Miami I had to do as the Miamians do.. which meant take a trip to the revered strip clubs.  I am a fan of natural beauty i.e. im really not a fan of fake breasts.  That’s the norm in Miami so I said what the hey lets go.  So me and my girl Alyssa decided to for go sleep the very first night there and take a short ride (or so we thought) to the nearest club.  

The first surprise came as we stepped out looking oh so good at The Gold Rush.  They stated immediately that we needed a male escort to enter.  WTF???#%^%&&%# !!!!!! You can believe I was pissed.  All the way to Miami to have an all girls vacation and we need a man to get in.  So we moved on to the next one.  Little did we know that was the best decision we could have made all night.

We arrived in somewhat of deserted looking area of Miami.  My hopes seemed to sink down in thoughts that this would be like some of the lower end clubs in the dc area.  Again we were told we needed a male escort.  So as a gentleman was walking out we took advantage of the situation at hand.  GUESS WHAT?  He spoke no Ingles…senora…no Ingles!!! But our cab driver was a native of the lands and he hooked us up!  The gentleman escorted us to the door and we paid our fee and entered.  

All I can say is that I love Latina’s!!!! The women were from all around the southern coast ….including places like Brazil, Dominica, Cuba.  You name they had it.  Just like 31 flavors.  I was more than excited.
We sat down to the bar and prepared for an evening of fun.  Our bartender, who I must say was looking pretty good herself, asked what we wanted.  I decided on a Jose Cuevo to start with.  My girl Alyssa asked for a cranberry juice and vodka.  What was the bartender’s response?  Get A Real DRINK!  She fixed Alyssa what they call a “Prison Bitch”.  I still can’t figure out why but I know after the first one…she was doing a little slurring….LOL. Believe me so was I.  By the time I had finished about 3 double shots of the best Tequilla in Miami.  I almost believed for a moment that something had been slipped in my drink!

Now lets move on to the women and the scenery and oh yes lawd the action!  Never have I been in a club where you can touch the women or even get remotely close.  Let me give you all a visual on this.  I approached the stage with a handful of ones….Yes im a freak and I love a beautiful woman in my face!  The young lady who was on stage was doing multiple “tricks” on the pole and was more flexible then your toy Gumby!  She grabbed both of my hands and proceeded to run them down her neck to her chest and leading to down to you know where…. Not only am I a freak but I am kind of shy… I pulled back in embarrassment.  I know I had to have a little more than red in the face.  Okay that’s all the juicy details im giving up… If you could imagine that being the beginning of the night imagine how it ended.

Yep passed out on the bed in the hotel room…didn’t take off any clothes or makeup!

To say the least I just wanted to share a wonderful experience.  If you have never been and can’t relate take a weekend off and just go.  It’s almost like sharing a piece of heaven.  I was contemplating staying there but I know I have some beloved clients in the DC area that might not stand for all that.  I sure would love to hear about some other experiences in other cities.  I have decided in the coming months to do some traveling.  I plan to start up in Boston and possibly work down the East Coast.  Any suggestions on some good hot spots..place to vacation as well as places to go to work?

Needless to say we had a wonderful time in Miami.