A little boy walked in on his parents having s*x.
He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out."
The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!"
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