The Cat and the Sausage
One day a little cat was walking through
the park when he came across a pond. He
peered into the pond and noticed that at
the bottom of the pond there was a little
cocktail sausage.

The cat was feeling quite happy so as the
water wasn't that deep he reached in with
his little paw, hooked the sausage out and
ate it.

The next day the cat was walking through
the park again and peered into the pond.
There was another sausage in the pond but
this time it was a normal sized one, so the
cat reached in. This time he had to put his
whole arm into the pond. The cat hooked the
sausage out and ate it.

The next day things go basically the same
and the cat again looks into the pond. There
he found an enormous Cumberland sausage at
the bottom for the pond. It looked so delicious
but it was so deep that he had to really
stretch to get it, then SPLASH - he fell in.

The moral of the story is:
The Bigger the Sausage, The Wetter the Pussy!