So you have this fantasy of seeing that hot sticky mess of goo that you've got swirling around in your balls fly free and land on a precociously sexy upturned face, but none of the girls you see will give it a go.        
       
You cry about it.        
       
You suffer.      
       
You lament to other men about how "Nobody will let me cum on their face."        
       
😭😭😭😭😭😭      
       
^^ That is your face every single day that you're not given the thumbs up to splatter a face with the messy goo in your ballsack.      
       
What should you do?      
       
Come see me. Why, you ask? Well I have FOUR very good ways for you to cum on MY face without you damaging my orbital sockets otherwise known as a CUMSHOT TO THE EYEBALL.      
       
So without further adieu here are my top 4 ways to cum on my face - without hitting my eyeballs.      
       
       
1. Kneeling Angel Pose      
       
By far my favorite position to have a man cum on my face is where I kneel on the floor, hair all the way back, one hand on your balls, and the other on my clit while you jerk your cock off. This does require you to give a little "advance" warning before it happens. As soon as you feel that burst of yummy sticky cum traveling up your balls an "I'm Cumming!" Better be forthcoming from your lips. I'll open my mouth, close my eyes, and squeeze your balls.        
       
See what I did there? See, if you hit my eyes with that mess I'm NOT LETTING GO. So you've been pre-warned that if your glob of cum slaps my fresh eyeliner and false lashes (not to mention my actual eyeball) I'm pretty much going to give your balls a squeeze you won't say thank you for and tell your boys about.        
       
       
2. Bed Baby (Or as I call it, the photographer pose - you know what I mean)      
       
I'm going to lay with my whole body stretched on the bed, you again must stand for this. No, you don't get to lay down for this one. Stand on your feet and sweetly, and with as much gentlemanly aplomb as possible deposit your balls into my mouth. In this position I'll be rubbing my clit, fingering my hole, or stroking my pussy with one of my toys while you stroke your cock with your hand and try to decide between my left and right nipple to play with. (I vote for the right one but that's just me).      
       
My tongue is going to work the underside of your balls, and shaft and I'll be sure to suck the FRESHLY SHAVED WRINKLED BEAUTIES into my mouth and twirl them around with my skilled tongue. When they start pulling back into your body like a turtle hiding in its shell I'll know my face is just about ready to receive that wonderful nectar of the gods (Otherwise known as sperm).        
       
At this point I will stop playing with my girl bits and bring my hands up to my face. I'll cover my eyes, open my mouth and I want you to shoot your messy goo everywhere. JUST NOT MY DAMN HAIR OKAY PLEASE THIS IS NOT A GAME BE GENTLE WITH ME.        
       
This is a good position because you get to look in my mouth as pearls of your delightful goodness slide down my throat and I wiggle around on the bed and try to get away as fast as possible (kidding, not kidding).        
       
       
3. Lazy Boy      
       
Yes baby you finally get to lay down! This one you're going to love because it requires very little effort. I'm going to be on your left side, with my ass very near your fingers so you can stroke me. You'll then be able to stick your fingers in my dripping wet hole(s) while I stroke your cock the sweet particular way I do with my right hand, suck on it with my luscious lips, and stroke your balls with my left hand. When you're about to cum you give me a little pre-warning and I'll lay my face right there on your tummy and direct the flow of action. This is a good way for me to get it pretty much everywhere (including my own damn eyes) because I'm horrible at aiming... but not everyone has the stamina to stand up and shoot a load on my little face.        
       
       
4. The Slippery Shot      
       
Shower time! For those of you who enjoy showering with your part time lover this one is for you. Because all things are going to eventually lead to me wanting to put your fucking cock in my mouth having a shower is no exception. Once we are done washing and lathering one another up with soap, teasing, kissing, and in general driving one another totally mad with desire I'll most likely get on my knees like a good girl and start at your balls. Would love to take each one in my mouth and love on them for a bit before stroking your cock with my mouth.      
       
Once I'm good and going at that it's only a matter of time before you shoot your load. But this time is different. This time once you're ready to coat my pretty, freshly washed face, in a load of your cum just say so and I'll close my eyes. You can tell me if you want my mouth open or closed and then just go to town. Shoot it everywhere.All over my face, my mouth, my tits, even my forehead if you're really adventurous.        
       
(Just not my fucking hair okay I said that once already)      
       
Because as soon as you're done I'm going to lean forward and watch it all slide down the drain. I'll grab the soap, wash it off, and we are all done. You got to watch your cum fly all over my pretty face and nobody got killed in the ensuing carnage because of an eyeball shot.        
       
       
Now, if that doesn't want to make you cum put me on my knees and give me a present, I don't know what will.

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