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This reminds me of something a provider told me so long ago about reviews.
Sswede 76 Reviews 516 reads
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A remark others have confirmed and I think really fits in this instance.  

She said I do read my reviews and am amazed at what I do..In some cases I have to admit I didnt know I was doing that! In other cases the review writer clearly has me mixed up with someone else as I just dont do what he claims we did. Then she said actually, I think about 1/3 of the reviews are pretty accurate, 1/3 are exaggerated and 1/3 are complete fiction.

I think her observation sums things up really well and there is a serious Walter Mitty complex going on here with  a whole lot of guys. Sad but in the end, that is why they are here.

looking642025 reads

In many reviews in which they meet in a hotel, many review that they do doggie while the lady is on all fours on the bed while he is standing on the floor.  Now I'm not short, 6' feet(or close to it), but even on my tip toes I'm not even close for doggie.  Damn hotel beds are so high.  Am I the only one observing this?  I can do mish this way, the gal can slip down further but doggie?  Ain't happenin.

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looking64582 reads

LMFAO

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lockstock501 reads

love the wit.  i predict a bright posting future.

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PenleyDuke730 reads

That's pretty much how it works and it's not comfortable in the least lol

Posted By: looking64
In many reviews in which they meet in a hotel, many review that they do doggie while the lady is on all fours on the bed while he is standing on the floor.  Now I'm not short, 6' feet(or close to it), but even on my tip toes I'm not even close for doggie.  Damn hotel beds are so high.  Am I the only one observing this?  I can do mish this way, the gal can slip down further but doggie?  Ain't happenin.  

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looking64539 reads

That's how I picture it but I don't suggest that because, well, yeah, can't be the most comfortable position.  I know my groin would snap in two.

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Dr.BudGreen657 reads

but definitely not for standing DS. At 5'7" I think would need at least 3 or 4 bibles for that. (Holy Fuck?!?)

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Bill187345551 reads

stand doggie is my fav but I am 6' 4"

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BigBoyPants516 reads

Well played sir!  Well played!

Posted By: Dr.BudGreen
but definitely not for standing DS. At 5'7" I think would need at least 3 or 4 bibles for that. (Holy Fuck?!?)

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Dr.BudGreen469 reads

"I swear on a stack of bibles."  :)

Posted By: Dr.BudGreen
but definitely not for standing DS. At 5'7" I think would need at least 3 or 4 bibles for that. (Holy Fuck?!?)

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Drumsticks624 reads

...over the bed while the guy fucked her from behind but, I can't believe she could be on all fours on top of the bed. DS on the bed is a very awkward position, I find, and my least favorite overall. I love it when there is a bench at the end of the bed, several inches lower than the bed, and she kneels on the the bench and I fuck her whilst standing. So is doggy while she's kneeling on a chair, a couch or on all 4s on the coffee table. I have no idea why hotel beds are so high but that works well for upside down BJs when she lies on her back with her head hung low over the edge and I stand while she sucks me upside down...so hot!!  :)

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Joie de Vivre645 reads

I can't help but think that the girl's height is relevant here too. I'm 5 feet tall on a good day and doggy where I'm standing on the floor rarely works for me unless I'm being fucked by a girl with a strap-on or the guy is, like, 5'3". Doggy where the guy is standing on the floor and I'm on the bed, on the other hand, is actually fairly common for me. Maybe I just see a lot of tall people? Or it's the size difference between the two?

Posted By: Drumsticks
...over the bed while the guy fucked her from behind but, I can't believe she could be on all fours on top of the bed. DS on the bed is a very awkward position, I find, and my least favorite overall. I love it when there is a bench at the end of the bed, several inches lower than the bed, and she kneels on the the bench and I fuck her whilst standing. So is doggy while she's kneeling on a chair, a couch or on all 4s on the coffee table. I have no idea why hotel beds are so high but that works well for upside down BJs when she lies on her back with her head hung low over the edge and I stand while she sucks me upside down...so hot!!  :)

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minn4evr539 reads

I can confirm what Joie says. I'm just under six feet so nothing out of the ordinary. She had to bend her knees a bit and I was slightly up on tiptoe, so I don't think either one of us wanted to continue it for twenty minutes, but it was a fabulous view of a wonderful, tiny body and well worth the effort. Thanks, Joie.

Posted By: Joie de Vivre
I can't help but think that the girl's height is relevant here too. I'm 5 feet tall on a good day and doggy where I'm standing on the floor rarely works for me unless I'm being fucked by a girl with a strap-on or the guy is, like, 5'3". Doggy where the guy is standing on the floor and I'm on the bed, on the other hand, is actually fairly common for me. Maybe I just see a lot of tall people? Or it's the size difference between the two?

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Wongbater619 reads

Or perhaps our local providers can levitate like a sweet Daxxd Copperxxxld illusion.  Either way I would P4P to see that shxt.

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Sswede517 reads

A remark others have confirmed and I think really fits in this instance.  

She said I do read my reviews and am amazed at what I do..In some cases I have to admit I didnt know I was doing that! In other cases the review writer clearly has me mixed up with someone else as I just dont do what he claims we did. Then she said actually, I think about 1/3 of the reviews are pretty accurate, 1/3 are exaggerated and 1/3 are complete fiction.

I think her observation sums things up really well and there is a serious Walter Mitty complex going on here with  a whole lot of guys. Sad but in the end, that is why they are here.

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bfw526 reads

Morgan Fairchild, yeah... that's right, Morgan Fairchild

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