About 6 years ago, a girl I was dating asked for a fully hard dick pic. Her name and my friends 20 year old stepdaughter were right next to each other in my cells phone book. About 5 minutes later I got a text from my buddies kid that said "Nice! Thanks" I was totally mortified. She still gives me shit to this day.

I emailed a girl who's Dom made her send me a naughty pic every day for a month, and I would text her and tell her what I wanted her to do.  This particular day, I asked her to draw a smile on her ass, bend over, and take a pic of it...

Send it to another girl with the same first name that was from the church I used to attend.

I lied through my teeth when she immediately called... PISSED and swearing about what a horrible person I was.

I added a bunch of notes to everyone after that so I know for SURE who I'm texting ;P

You're welcome...

kinky stuff

Was texting in the middle of the night to a friend regarding some of the kinky things i like to do.    Just as i hit send, i realized it was going to my therapist.     Followed with another text saying "well i was gonna tell you anyway, guess this is a good time"

maybe

I was trying to set up a time to meet with someone and had been texting back and forth a few times. And as she texted me back someone else also texted me so I was now responding back to the wrong person. Took a few messages back and forth before I figured it out. Lucky for me nothing bad was said or sent.

I was sexting a girl I was dating and she too asked for a hard dick pic.

So I sent it.... well it went to a buddy of mine who was right below her name in my address book.

He sent back..... thanks makes me feel better about my dick because it is bigger than yours!!!

Of course I told him who I was sending it to and he wanted me to forward on any of the pics she sends me...... but he wasn't so lucky.   HAHA.

Was recently dating a girl with the same first name as his sister.  He sent a message saying "hey you sexy slut"....but accidentally sent it to his sister.  His sister has been ribbing him about it ever since!  Luckily it was the sister with a good sense of humor!

a female customer of the company i work for sent me a naughty text one night bout 9pm or so...
It said "Get here soon as you can Bad boy, I need you inside me before I fall asleep...
She and her husband operate a summer only restaurant near me, and I'd saved both their numbers to my work phone. Her husband's cell is one digit different from mine. She musta been dialing manually, and made a boo boo...    Days later after boating, I stopped at her restaurant for supper and low and behold she waited on me.  
BTW, she's nice to look at, and i know where she lives.... Oh stop that thought,  not happening.

I was texting to a provider there, from my hotel room, and also texting with my sister in law who was watching my Mother (who has Alzhimers).  Of course one text got send to the sister in law.  It was something of a discripition of me and where to  meet on the casino floor. LOL, she couldn't figure it out right away, but did a few minutes later.  Ooops