Legal Corner
I don't oppose this law, but I think it should be broadened...
Everyone should be able to have sex with a provider, not just the fuzz.
And even get away with it. The judge will tell the provider that she needs to learn a lesson when she makes a complaint. Other places the whole case get thrown out in court. Sometimes the cops will push it where it is illegal and get to feel the breasts or ass but before back up comes in to stop the action. After all men are men where they are police or not.
I hope the lady cop has sex with me first.
On that note, could I then make a citizens arrest?
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