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I hope you all are having a great, profitable, and productive week! I also hope said week is flying by and that your weekend arrives before you know it. However - if your hump day appears to be as ominous as Mount Everest you may want to read further into my post for some sexy summit solutions.
I, your sexy buxom bombshell Aspen, will be hosting hump day slaying workshops all through this week and next! Lessons will begin promptly as scheduled. Tardiness WILL be punished. And ... Detention will be held daily for all my naughty students.
Topics will include:
- Shagging the Secretary 101
- Workplace ethics and how to make them evil
- Advanced copier functions (Subject matter provided)
- Keyboard functions to include 'Backslash , Backslash, Command, Alt, Insert' Repeat.
- Is she wearing knickers? The ultimate mystery revealed.
- How to swing your big sharpie
- Coloring outside of the lines with all of your crayons
- Misconduct in the workplace
- 101 uses for a tie ... none of them gray.
- Bananas ... not just a healthy office snack.
and my personal favorite ...
- Getting a raise from the boss the easy way. (Props may be used ... bring a poncho)
I shall be your faithful instructor who will be happy to bang home all of the key points to the above subjects. Those who misbehave will be sat in the corner, spanked, flogged, and / or punished by high heel torture. I will my new trusty educational prop 'Flint' with me who a is about the size of honey badger - but meaner and while being much cuter. Feel free to ask! 
Lessons will be hands on so be sure to bring your permission slips. And no borrowing any notes from Epstein either. (Yes ... that was a Welcome back Kotter reference ... nerd moment). My attire will be one that fits the subject matter of the lesson ... your attire will be business casual to suit however will most likely end up strewn about during the subject matter of the course.
Failure will not be tolerated ... I expect honor roll or better. Deans list for those who really bring their A game. Stickers will be awarded for attention to detail and star students.
Remedial lessons are available for those who feel they need a bit more from the professor. And as always . please remember that great performance is well rewarded. Contact me directly for placement in the above classes. Space tends to fill fast and I want nothing more then to fit you into my tight little schedule. So grab you big marker and come draw an adventure with your favorite teacher.
See you soon students! Oh .. an just for fun the photos below are all selfie selects - enjoy boys!
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