60 and Over
And wake up to find myself in the dead letter office? Not a chance. eom
100 stamps in a roll. What if your diameter is larger than 100"?
Good f...ing Elephant
The AARP Magazine offers this advice to determine the cause of impotency--physical or psychological. With a length of stamps wrap them around the base of your penis and secure the ends. Do this three nights. If the stamps are torn along the perforations you are having good nocturnal erections and your impotency problems are probably due to emotional stress
Honest, that is what they say.
Now all I have to do is buy a roll of stamps? All I seem to find is books or cards. I know---go to the PO but I'm lazy too. 8o)
100 stamps in a roll. What if your diameter is larger than 100"?
You are an elephant and no provider would have anything to do with you any way!
No criticism of the USPS meant or implied. One of my many forgettable "careers" was with that fine organization. Some of the best human beings I ever met were with the Postal Service.
For years I had a mail man who went out of his way to give me good service and advice. I also had a favorite uncle who worked for the Postal Service. But I wouldn't it past the higher muckymuts to plant that AARP article to increase sales of stamps LOL.
Sounds funny, but practical. Since I often wake up with a woodie I probably won't run off to buy any stamps anytime soon. But it's a good trick to know about!
...my ATF licked the stamps to secure the ends...the perforations always tore.
Ha Ha! I thought about the same thing
Return to sender stamped across your..............
...cause when my wife sees me wrapping stamps around my dick, she will ask what I'm doing. I'll tell her I tried everything else, now I'm gonna mail my dick back into her pussy!
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