In no particular order...

Slip 3 quarters in my ear and hit the speed ride button...

I know what boys want...and I give it to them...

Let me brighten your day...over and over and over...

If it lasts more than 4 hours...I will fix that...

I'm kind of a big deal...

I know I am not perfect...but damn, I'm close...

I swallow...life to the fullest...boy am I hungry...

I like big bucks and I cannot lie...

All the rumors are true...

I will persist until I suck-seed...

Every day is HUMP day...

Do you need buns with that dog???

Let me turn you into Old Faithful...explode 3 times every 90 minutes...

A second Cumming is Imminent...

that's a promise from the good hands people...

good girl gone bad...lucky you...

Are you ready for ALL this Happiness???

Look me up on Christen Mingle...I'm the troll...

come for the view, but stay for the ride...(this is my fav...fyi)

I ate the Energizer Bunny...

Let me help you Be all you can Be...and then some...

Stress vacuum...I will dispose of it safely...leave happy...

Got Nuts?

Come early...Come often...Come later...cum soon...

Certified Plummer, guaranteed clean pipes...

Happiness is not all I give, but it is guaranteed...

the Goddess of Happiness is always giving...

Your mission if you choose to accept it...is to cum hard and leave happy...

Happiness is what I give...stress is what I take...

I am always on my "A" Game and YOU?

I want you to want ME...

If you played your cards right...you could have me...

Your a bad boy...go to my room...

Well G-Friend...these are the ramblings of dirty mind...if they didn't help, hope they made you smile...Miss you G...
take care
Kra

Buckle up boys...this is a hell of ride...

Bring your "A" game...hard...wear a helmet and don't forget your chin strap...

Cum for Mindy's 1500 calorie love crawl...

Pasta up boys...you are going to need all those carbs...and then some

SEXercise is good for the soul...be ready to work for it...

Energy is what you need...stress is what I take...happiness is what I give...

Let me take you for a ride you will never forget and want to repeat...over and over and over...

I have no speed limit...can you handle that???

Oil Change with every visit...

Don't worry...I know how to drive a stick...

I like to make you sweat...

thanks
Kra

Re: eat your wheaties/ huh, did ur device auto correct you? I know

The universal understanding but who's to say we can't start a new trend....
I mean when I think -Wheaties I also think Bruce Jenner but since he is no longer with us  
         - at least not as Bruce  
I feel it's only fitting to use a new phrase or make a new phrase popular & who better to start popular trends than us folks in hobby-world  

So thanks every1 I really had fun reading your ideas, I love the spinach comment, the girth the loins comment, don't let your meat loaf....can stop at just one pop and of course just about all of Krams!  

 
See how many cool creative people we have on these forums...  
I'm proud to be a MN gal!!  
Have a great day everyone!!  

Re: Eat'cher spinach!

Find me a pic of that, pronto!