I'll have to try that, lass, now that I understand the reward ... i mean penalty.
Didn't remember seeing the little bell on the bars tho. hmmmm, there's an idea for you

Yes please!

I think maybe I can't be trusted. Bring a rope

I used to have a shirt which read:  'Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing!'

Friends, Romans, countrylasses, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones

Sounds like this is not your first time lol having your ears Hung onto.  Also to tie someone up ? Lol again ? Listen old timer, you sound very very hot and the ladies love you . Your gifted. enjoy.