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...and after inhaling her musk, sealed inside a ziploc baggie! On further thought, I guess I have purchased an extra half hour or hour if she's a really good kisser and she can get me going again. ;)

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I saw Hoshi today and she pointed out her mouthwash was Amway brand.  I kind of got excited for an Amway sales pitch from her explaining in broken english how it is not a pyramid scheme, how the products are good, and why I should sign up as a distributor.  Unfortunately that didn't happen, but a guy can dream - right?

For my part, I've never had one try to sell me anything beyond what I was already there although I know of one who advertises so-called health drinks that she sells but this is on a different board.

I used to live in Grand Rapids, MI and Amway's headquarters is in Ada, a distant suburb. I know all about that company and family.  
 
You don't want to help them build another 22,000 sq ft vacation home???  

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2010/09/amway_heir_dick_and_betsy_devo.htm

Growing up, my mom and dad used some amway products....laundry soap, and some type of snake oil salve.  Kind of like Vicks.  Anyway, thought I'd throw that out there.

...and after inhaling her musk, sealed inside a ziploc baggie! On further thought, I guess I have purchased an extra half hour or hour if she's a really good kisser and she can get me going again. ;)

That's the dream, isn't it!
With the right "salesperson" and guys using the wrong head, Eskimos would buy ice.

Posted By: Sigmund_Freud
I saw Hoshi today and she pointed out her mouthwash was Amway brand.  I kind of got excited for an Amway sales pitch from her explaining in broken english how it is not a pyramid scheme, how the products are good, and why I should sign up as a distributor.  Unfortunately that didn't happen, but a guy can dream - right?

I would never call a provider that tryed to sell be on any of these perimid operations.  

They are nothing but a scam that sucks in a lot of gullable people!

Gosh I love how hard these people try to recruit fresh meat in MLMs and Pyramid schemes. But dang, got myself into their sales pitch three times...and they have been all memorable. :D

1. Fresh out of high school and into the summer I get a random phone call on landline about the opportunity to work for a sports product company. I ask for further details but he kept it vague. He mentioned my first and last name correctly initially so I took the bait. Dressed up nice and I get dropped off at an enclosed building in the business lot of County Rd C and Patton Rd (Roseville). The receptionists were all smiles and greeted me into a room with rows of folding chairs in front of a big screen projector. Roughly 30 people were in the room. Appetizers and drinks were served on the side while every other recruits in the room greeted each other. I took a further look around and there it was...a table full of no-name vitamin bottles, that moment felt exactly like how Vincent walks into Bush out of the toilet. Now I was still a timid person at this point of time in life and after seeing the garbage on the table and what was about to ensue, I kept quiet until I could find my exit.  So met the schmuck who called me briefly and he went on to meet the other recruits he managed to bait. The ring leader quiets the crowd and ushered everyone to sit for the presentation. The video finishes, lights go on, and all of sudden every other chair overturns with a schmuck facing a recruit. My schmuck was a U of M dropout in his mid 30s. I got the spiel and he wanted me to put $150 down. I said I didn't have the money but he insist that I get them from my parents. Eventually the only thing coming out of my mouth was a string of No's so he showed me the way out. Receptionists were not happy and showed a disappointed face as I walked out, they knew that I knew what the game was. Felt very relieved walking out into the warm sun, the high pressure sales pitch from the cult-like business left me tad scared after the fact.

2. I was working as a cashier at Toys R Us while in college. This random guy of my ethnic starts chatting me up with video games as an ice breaker. This guy was pretty cool, so I thought. He makes his round and returns to checkout. Then there it was, he starts bragging about his work life and how much free-time he has working for himself--I mentioned earlier that I didn't have a lot of time for video games because of school. He invites me to join him in the possibility of doing the same thing. I ask for specifics and he goes vague about business relationships with Best Buy and all the big names. Genuinely interested we set up a time to meet at Northtown food court to discuss pertaining business matters. We met all happy and cheery until he whips out his pamphlet about custom embroided shirts from a no-name company, just imagine the moment when Tommy walks into the room to be made, yeap that's what I was thinking. He does his spiel on how he works for himself...working for someone else; I was confused and asked for clarification but he just kept avoiding it. At some point after being asked for deposit to get started I simply ended it by being firm about not being interested. I knew what the game was and he knew it too. His face goes a little sour and we both depart with awkward byes.  

3. Out of college with no direction in life I end up sitting for another guy at the drinking table for a pre-wedding one night. Everyone was related to everyone else in some form despite being strangers. The guy next to me was distant cousin, perhaps 2nd or 3rd. We chat about life and he opens me up good, real good, I finally met a person who understood where I was in life. And it starts here without me even realizing it, his business associates were in town for the weekend and he coerced me to give away my contact to set a time to hang out, being very vague about it. It's what I need he said, some sense of direction. We plan it out so they can pick me up, I assume. The day arrives, he and his associates instead of picking me up had me sitting in my own quarters with them. I'm thinking at this point he is going to bring out the God and Jesus talk, but nope it was much worse. One of them sees my hobby (motorbiking) and we go on and on about it but eventually broke out the leather portfolio and began the spiel. All I need to do is put down a couple of hundred for my package in order to join the team as an self-employed insurance broker. Dang, I'm not even shocked anymore. Out of respect I just nodded along until the end where they ask for payment. They knew what I knew what the game was about after a bold rejection. Tension filled the room as the situation arrived to a 'you're either with us or against us' crossroad. Dude I met attempted to rectify the situation by still being friendly, wanting to hang out, don't delete him off the phone; nope, fists have been swung and no one can take that back. Everyone walks out in a pretend-friendly mood, invites to motorbike together and all which everyone knew wasn't going to happen

What's your point?

Why do you keep listening to their presentation?

your post is elegant; required reading for anyone who's been splashed with the catnip

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