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Our closest primate relatives are the Chimpanzees and Bonobos. Which do you think we most closely resemble re: our behavior? Or maybe humans are split--Hobbyests and Prudes lol
The following was copied from an online description (not mine).

"The major distinctions between bonobos and chimps are behavioral, and the most conspicuous do involve sex. Both in captivity and in the wild, bonobos practice a remarkable diversity of sexual interactions. According to de Waal: “Whereas the chimpanzee shows little variation in the sexual act, bonobos behave as if they have read the Kama Sutra, performing every position and variation one can imagine.” For instance, they mate in the missionary position, something virtually unknown among chimpanzees. But their sexiness isn’t just about mating. Most of those variations are sociosexual, meaning that they don’t entail copulation between an adult male and an adult female during her fertile period. The range of partners includes adults of the same sex, an adult with a juvenile of either sex, and two juveniles together. The range of activities includes mouth-to-mouth kissing, oral sex, genital caressing by hand, penis-fencing by two males, male-on-male mounting, and genito-genital rubbing (G-G rubbing is the shorthand term) by two estrous females, who moosh their swollen vulvas back and forth against each other in a spate of feverish sisterly cordiality. Usually there’s no orgasm culminating these activities. Their social purpose seems to be communication of various sorts: expression of goodwill, calming of excitement, greeting, tension relief, bonding, solicitation of food sharing, and reconciliation. To that list of benefits we might also add sheer pleasure and (for the juveniles) instructional play. Varied and frequent and often nonchalant, sex is a widely applied social lubricant that helps keep bonobo politics amiable. De Waal again: “The chimpanzee resolves sexual issues with power; the bonobo resolves power issues with sex.”

Also, chimpanzees have much larger testicles than apes, which is why they do the dirty deed much more often than apes. Seriously.

Color me confused? Both Chimpanzees and Bonobos ARE apes. Google images on Bonobos--they add more variety to their sexual activities than Chimps. Maybe the Chimps balls are bigger and they don't mess with  foreplay. lol

So should have said that Chimps have bigger balls than Gorillas. I'm sure that June Goodyall knows this....

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No problem, I'm sure Jane Goodall will forgive you too. (Sorry about that, I can resist everything but temptation) lol

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"Jane Goodall"   Often wondered just how friendly Ol' Jane was with the Gorilla's and such when the camera wasn't rolling...................

Posted By: cooper80
No problem, I'm sure Jane Goodall will forgive you too. (Sorry about that, I can resist everything but temptation) lol

...advantage.

One of my few talents - I can turn ANY thread into a dick-size thread!!

If you Google images of Bonobos, you will see the needle peters the males have. Dueling seems appropriate.

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I think I will pass on googling the size of a monkeys dick.....

Well, they ain't monkeys, they are apes and you might learn a few new positions to try on your ATF.LOL

Posted By: ATLDAWG
I think I will pass on googling the size of a monkeys dick.....

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