PLEASE, I've tried to insult as many groups as possible. I love them all and am an equal opportunity joker. So, PLEASE, no flaming, or at least keep it humorous.
The 4 most dangerous men:
1. An Irishman with a drink.
2. A Frenchman with an erection.
3. A Jew with a law degree.
4. A homosexual with a chipped tooth.
Actually the three most dangerous men are:
3) An Engineer at a computer keyboard.
2) A programmer with a soldering iron.
1) A computer user with an idea.
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