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FKK report- Pt 1, FKK Europa
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Went there just yesterday. I considered doing FKK Artemis, except couple of hours to Berlin + extra Eintritt (Artemis is kinda expensive). And the ability to do useful research for my brothers. Well, I figure "let's try it, I'll be in Frankfurt Monday night anyways, if it's a complete disaster I can salvage something later. Oh, and look, extras are only 25 euro, like the NRW, that looks promising."

http://www.fkk-europa.de/

What is not mentioned: BBBJ is an "extra". And extra time is 50 euros. (rolls eyes) Of course, found this out AFTER the eintritt, so with sunk costs, figured "we will roll with it and just note it in the report".

So, here is the report:

Facilities: swimming pool (unheated) , jacuzzi (unheated, boo) , the usual saunas, couches, S&M room and so on. OK, reasonably clean but small (and what is up with not having a warm jacuzzi?).

Buffet (the Germans always seem to want this one) : Something between shoe leather and hockey pucks served with carbohydrates. Avoid. Free cocktails on Friday.

Ladies: oh, rough crowd. Lots of 30+/40+, poochy tummies. Had to be picky to get a good selection, girls from. Pl, bg, . Ru, . Ro that I noted.

Lady #1: Nicola, . Pl, blonde (bottle) , slim, natural B cups, mid 30's, in good shape for that. English not so great, but between my broken German and her broken English we got along. Wasn't too aggressive, good attitude. Will not do CIM. Nice fuck, athletic, seemed to really like the doggie and mish we did. Did deed for the half hour, got a nice finish. 75 euros.

Lady #2: Elena, . Bg, brunette / blonde, mostly slim but a small amount of pooch in middle, natural C's, mid 20's, pretty face, dark complexion. Might have been youngest girl there. English also not so great. Was a little more hustler than Nicola but service was fine, visuals OK, I think less into the sex than Nicola (I caught a fake orgasm in mish). Same nice finish (and if I get taken care of, who cares if she is faking?). 75 euros.

FKK Europa is definitely the sticks compared to Artemis, Oase or Golden Time. Nobody there was really a stellar optifick the same way I've seen at the latter two (have not been to Artemis). You're trading off convenience for quality. I'd probably do Nicola again, because she was fun and more into it, but I'm not spending my Oase money to go back for another day.

-- Modified on 6/18/2011 4:54:55 AM

OK, so off the very "eh" time I had at FKK Europa in Leipzig (written elsewhere) , I ended up deciding to scuttle the hotel room at FRA I had for my last night in Germany and spend my "layover". Well. Getting laid. (It didn't hurt that I'd be going directly to the First Class Terminal and a lie-flat bed on the plane).

In retrospect, the €205 I spent at Europa would have been better spent here.

Some time ago I had bad luck with various pushy Romanian "sharks", where the sessions were so much hustle. So my plans for this evening revolved around Michelle (ch, flirted with but never had the honor) and Verona (cr, repeat).  Apparently Michelle's retired, damnit. Verona was supposedly there, but I never found her. So, time to adapt, adopt and improve.

First on the list: Nicoletta, who said she didn't work at Oase too much, mostly worked out of Hanau lately. There are reports of her in here and in the Palace forum, but I am not sure it's the same girl. Late 20's brunette with curly hair, I guessed her height at 180 cm (and was told I was dead on when I told her that- so a very tall girl, in heels she matched my 6 foot 3+/190 cm) , VERY nice body, natural D cups, pretty smile. We chatted a bit beforehand, and there were sparks, so even when she admitted she was Romanian, I thought "OK, this could be bad, Christ, first a lame Leipzig FKK, but let's try this. My dick demands it."

Well, it wasn't. She was a stellar fuck. Lots of DFK, nice sloppy BJ, nice pussy for eating / 69'ing (no FIV though) , I shot into her in mish at about minute 15 of our 30, quite a bit faster than I wanted. And was hard again at about minute 17 (this only happens when they are REALLY good and I am REALLY attracted to a lady, in my experience). And she was game enough to climb back on and get her goodies. At the appointed time, she was looking a bit worn down and I needed "ein Pause" myself, so I suggested one but promised seconds later after the Pause.

Well, I lost track of her. And bumped into Patricia (though pronounced Patrizia). Claimed Italian, with an accent that sounds like Bela Lugosi. Uh, right. I've heard that one before, at Oase even (Luisa). And I've seen an italian at Finca. No, they don't sound like that. But she was blond with nice natural C's and a cute ass, and I felt a mood for a cute blonde, and went "the hell with it, I want an optifick, if she is lame I'll still have something left for Nicoletta later".

The reports on other boards are that Patricia is a very dirty girl and a fun romp in the zimmer (anal, sloppy CIM). Well, she didn't get it out of me (even though that might have been fun) because she hustled me WAAAAAY too hard, pushing me for the anal / CIM upsell immediately in the zimmer, even going so far as to say "Will you give me a 20 euro tip? It's my birthday!". And she elected not to DFK once she saw that I wasn't liking the direction this was going. I managed to finish my business in the 30 minutes (HJ near the end after some positions) , and went on my way (to fend off more Romanians who didn't seem to understand the meaning of the word "pause"- no, if I am trying to catch a 30 minute snooze so I am not a wreck on the way back to the airport, it doesn't mean you are going to win my heart by continuing to push for zimmer time. Plus I have 4 hours to kill here, because I am going to close the place out, but I want sauna time, jacuzzi time and so on).

It's a shame for her because if she HADN'T been trying so hard, she might have gotten some extra. But I will be damned if a fucking sales pitch from a Romanian used car salesman will get me to open my wallet.

So, I looked around again for Nicoletta. She was gone, according to the front desk. I had been running into a somewhat similar dark haired, tall-ish (5 9 or so) brunette with a face that looked a lot like Jacky Joy:

http://www.freeones.com/html/j_links/Jacky_Joy/

Finally, I decided to chat her up. She was "Deborah from the moon" when asked name and nationality. Hmm, OK. I got a good vibe from her anyway and decided to give HER the last of the Oase budget, a full hour in the zimmer, once she gave me a few don't stop DFK that told me "you've made the right call". Deborah is carrying a few extra pounds in the middle, but not grossly so. The session was slow and deliberate, building to a more exciting finish- good oral skills, liked being eaten out, the fucking started out slow and deliberate, but as me built she really wanted to be pounded hard in mish (legs on shoulders, deep, plus doggie with light hairpulling).

Deborah claims Lunar citizenship because she says Romanians (you see where this is going, eh?) get a bad rap for service that she doesn't want to get tarred with. It's not deserved in her case.

And the funny end to the story- I was puzzled why a taxi driver would question a 1 euro tip when I got to Oase. Turns out it wasn't. I gave him the wrong bill. I was flat fucking broke, except for some coins. Claudia and friends were outside waiting for a ride shivering a bit in the early morning. I loaned them my suit jacket and shirt and windbreaker from my overnight bag. And Claudia kissed me for the change in my pocket (after suggesting a "blasen" in the parking lot) , and got her friend to drive me to the geldautomat and S5 stop on Friedrichsdorf gratis, saying I was a gentleman. And I think she's Romanian, too.

All told, Nicoletta and Deborah were repeats. Patrizia would be too if her attitude wasn't quite so mercenary- I respond better to ladies who make me want to buy more by being good in the zimmer, not who push the sale hard and won't shut the fuck up about it. And for the favor Claudia did me, she will get a session the next time she and I are there together.

BBB:  Outstanding pair of reports!  Keep up the "hard" work and keep in touch with the rest of us mongers.  Appreciate a quality report, and these were very much so.

R.

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