by Cristiano Caffieri

In most people’s eyes Stan Bateman was a piece of shit. One of those guys you’d like to see behind bars – in the zoo. He had a total disregard for ethics or common decency and his manners were deplorable. Women who worked with him tried to keep as far away from him as possible because he not only made obscene remarks all of the time, believing them to be hilariously funny,  but he was not shy at pinching someones bum or even getting a crafty feel of their tits.

Although he’s been married a number of times he lived on his own in a sleazy apartment and survived mostly on pizza and beer. His favorite pizzas came from Guido’s Place and that’s where Marina Muir worked.

She’d heard about Stan’s reputation but had never been called on him to deliver his Hawaiian Special with gravy until late one Thursday evening. It was the day that she’d had one almighty row with her boyfriend and she was not in the best of moods.

When Stan opened the door and saw that it was a pretty young girl his lurid mind went into overtime.

“That will be 15.50,” said Marina shoving the box into his sweaty hands.

“I’m a bit short of cash,” he grinned, “Would you be prepared to take it in kind.”

“Just give me the fucking cash – I’ve just had an argument with my asshole of a boyfriend and I don’t want another asshole like you giving me a fucking hard time.”

“The girl who used to deliver was always prepared to make a deal – and she couldn’t get enough of it,” he smirked.

Getting a little impatient Marina asked, “What have you got that I could possibly need apart from a bad case of halitosis.”

“A nine inch tongue and a dick to match,” he smiled.

“OK douche bag – let’s have a look at it.”

Stan’s face lit up like a Christmas tree. He put the pizza down on the hall table and unzipped his flies. It was getting quite hard so it was a struggle to get it out but he managed.
Marina looked at his red throbbing cock as he stood there holding it with a look of pride on his face,

“OK,” she said, “You’ve got yourself a deal.”

Stan couldn’t believe his ears and as Marina stepped in and shut the door he was a bundle of nerves but he tried to sound confident.

“Where do you want it honey up your cunt or up your ass – your choice.”

“I don’t want it anywhere until you had a shower.”

“OK – OK – you want it cleaned up I can understand that,” he grumbled, “I’ll go into the bathroom and you can help yourself to a slice of pizza – and there’s beer in the fridge.”

As soon as he’d gone she sat down with a slice of Hawaiian together with a cold Bud and waited for Stan to re-emerge. When he came through the door he hadn’t even got a towel around him he was just buck naked and waving his huge shaft at her.

“It’s coming to get you baby – be prepared to gag.”

“I’m not sucking it,” she snapped.

“No but when this goes into your cunt it will stretch right up to your throat. Now what about taking your clothes off so I can see those tits.”

Marina slowly took off her top and then her bra while Stan just stood there still unable believe his good fortune. When her rather nice tits were exposed he took a deep breath and stretched his arm to grab one but she just slapped his wrist and told him to be patient. Then she slipped off her skirt and thong.

Wow – Stan thought he’d died and gone to heaven, she had a great body and her shaved pussy was just a narrow slit and looked as if it would fit tight around his dick.

“You don’t want to suck me – but is it OK for me to lick out your cunt,” he begged.

Marina sat back on the armchair, opened her legs and told him to go ahead. Now even though Stan would have probably been the last man on earth she would have normally made love to – she had to admit his tonguing technique was not bad and soon the lips of her pussy began to vibrate and she came big time.

Stan could wait to get his dick into her and he fumbled around for a condom.

“Don’t worry about that,” she said, “I like it bareback.”

It was music to Stan’s ears and he leaned over and drove it into her with one mighty thrust. She gasped as the width and length did take her a bit by surprise.

He was not a gentle lover by no stretch of the imagination and he pounded her pussy like he was trying to drill through a concrete wall. As he grunted and groaned his foul smelling breath turned her stomach and it was all she could do to hold back the vomit.

When he shot his load he sounded like a bull Moose with it’s nuts in a vice and in this moment of one sided passion he tried to kiss her – without success. When he climbed off of her body his dick was still dripping and forming a little pool on the carpet. He pulled on his foreskin a couple of times and grinned at her,

“I’ll be ordering my pizza three times a week now baby – what do think of that.”

“I wouldn’t deliver here again if my job depended on it – and it probably does.”

As Stan stood there looking slightly confused she put on her clothes and made for the door.

“You’re just sore because you’ve got an asshole for a boyfriend – what did he do to offend you anyway?”

“He gave me a dose of clap,” she smirked, closing the door behind her. THE END