Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
E-I-E-I-O. With a moo, moo here,
And a moo, moo there,
Here a cow, there a cow,
Everywhere a cow, cow. Old MacDonald had the cow,
EW-EW-EW- OH NO!
Google: "the incident was discovered by a farmer who set up a video camera in his barn in an effort to determine why his cows were acting anxious and not producing milk as usual"
-- Modified on 8/24/2014 6:58:49 PM
Well, she was a bit on the large side, quite busty, doesn't shave, horny as hell, didn't talk too much, didn't talk my ear off, amazingly limber tongue, beautiful eyes, didn't count the donation in front of me, and offered me fresh milk when we were done (I would've preferred it chilled, but it's the thought that counts).
We both hoofed it after we were done, but I'd still rate her Grade A.
but I couldn't write a review per TER rules, because the "date" never actually happened.
I don't want to say she had a hygiene problem, but there were flies buzzing around her
ass; exit, stage left.
Am I really the only one who thought of that?
... super gross. Poor cows.
I just arrived in New. Haven!
I am not a big city type of guy.
Looking for lactating provider grass friendly.
.
Does she like cowgirl. Will she go to maine this weekend.
I tried to take her in the missionary position. Obviously didn't like me nibblin on her hooves. Now that dirty old farmer is spanking it to cow porn!
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had some cows,
E-I-E-I-O.
With a moo, moo here,
And a moo, moo there,
Here a cow, there a cow,
Everywhere a cow, cow.
Old MacDonald had the cow,
EW-EW-EW- OH NO!