a toast:
If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink it right up
But the ocean ain't whiskey and I ain't a duck
So lets drink our drinks and shut the fuck up!
Happy St. Pat's all,
Be sure to visit J. Patricks in Locust Point tonight if you have the chance. I will be the drunken fool in the kilt, and trust me, that is being none too specific in that joint!
-Drew
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