My cousin and I went to a party... and she got so drunk our friend was the sober one and she took us to Mcdonalds... I think we had like 5.00 to our name (combined) younger years...  we ordered all kinds of stuff and we end up only getting nuggets (lack of money) and my cousin forgot how to chew. It was hilarious at the time. Like she just wouldn't close her mouth lol lol

I was at a college bar near URI.  I am at the urinal and the guy next to me is hammered.  One of his buddies is yelling at him since he was supposed to be the designated driver.  He's apologizing but still holding his beer bottle as he is going.  He drops the bottle and it shatters all over the floor.  He decides he's going to try and pick it up and hits his head on the urinal and falls backward, still peeing all over his chest.  I went to grab my buddy but by the time we got back to the bathroom, the guy was gone.

I was in Rio de Janerio and rented a motor scooter to get around. So I wake up ( hung over ) put on my robe and go downstairs at the really nice hotel I'm staying at to have a cigarette. As I walk past the check in desk, the pretty young girl behind it was all smiles and giggles. So now I'm outside and don't see the scooter ANYWHERE .........
I go back inside and she is still smiling and I'm confused . Because of the language barrier I attempt to talk to her and maybe get her upstairs for some play time. She grabs my hand and we walk towards the bar area. I think this might go down !
Then I find myself in front of all these chairs just thrown into a tall heap.
Yep, my scooter was underneath !
Apparently I rode it up the main stairs, across the lobby and into the bar. I still have no idea why I thought piling chairs on top of it was a good idea......