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Re: OMG her pussy had an odor?! Oh the humanity!!!
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Posted By: Debra_Hollander
Several months ago, someone posted a very similar tale on the GD.    
   
 Tori Valentine's response in that thread was perfect & brilliant, I couldn't possibly say it better: so I won't try.  
   
 Instead, I'm linking it here and suggest you give her words some careful consideration. :-)
I understand pussy has a smell I understand what seems to be normal and what isn't and this wasn't normal. I could tell she hadn't showered due to licking and play with her breast.

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So I went and saw a provider has a Ter account and good reviews. Pictures look good. I showed up and saw her and wasn't all glamored up which is not a big deal. Got the donation thing over with. We started with some light kissing which was fine. I was fingering why we were kissing and moved on to bj while she was doing that I was checking if everything was on the up and up but there was some order (it wasn't horrible but you could tell it wasn't freshly showered) which really sucked because I love daty 😳. (I've learned my lesson the hard way buy asking if the provider is ok with me going down on them) So she was able to finish me off and we chatted some. I wanted to do more things of course but my number one rule is hygiene she said she was taking a shower before I arrived but I'm 99.99% sure it wasn't true because I did play with her breast and just didn't seem like freshly showered... I was thinking of asking her but I felt that she would take it the wrong way. I'm so shy around new people so I'm guessing this hole provider / client thing might not be the best thing for me... Which sucks worse is I did a 2 hr appointment which I normally never do but for some reason I was hoping things would have turned out better... I'm not going to do a review I not the type to hate on anyone and maybe she was just having an off day but it completely sucked on the pocket book. I was thinking of asking to shorten the appointment to and hour but I thought that would be rude and I'm thinking that would cause me to be black listed some how from other providers. I also thought of asking her to freshen up but since she had told me she was showering while I was driving to her location and I thought that could have upset her also. Am I over thinking this? Should I have asked or done something different? I'm guessing clients are going to want to know who it is so they don't walk into the same thing but I feel if I were to do something like that I think I'm hurting the provider way worse. I'd feel that I would be hurting her financially that would make me feel worse then some client getting up set with me. I was thinking of asking her if she would want to take a shower with me but before I leave my house I always tell the provider I have to shower and get ready before I leave. Also the fact she had told me she was getting into the shower when I was driving to her so I thought that would be a dumb question to ask. If anyone has any suggestions let me know if not I think I just wanted to vent due to having high high hopes and having an ok time.

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Hatters I'm hoping to hear from the hatters also it funny to see how many angery people are out there!

Posted By: Playfulfun69
So I went and saw a provider has a Ter account and good reviews. Pictures look good. I showed up and saw her and wasn't all glamored up which is not a big deal. Got the donation thing over with. We started with some light kissing which was fine. I was fingering why we were kissing and moved on to bj while she was doing that I was checking if everything was on the up and up but there was some order (it wasn't horrible but you could tell it wasn't freshly showered) which really sucked because I love daty 😳. (I've learned my lesson the hard way buy asking if the provider is ok with me going down on them) So she was able to finish me off and we chatted some. I wanted to do more things of course but my number one rule is hygiene she said she was taking a shower before I arrived but I'm 99.99% sure it wasn't true because I did play with her breast and just didn't seem like freshly showered... I was thinking of asking her but I felt that she would take it the wrong way. I'm so shy around new people so I'm guessing this hole provider / client thing might not be the best thing for me... Which sucks worse is I did a 2 hr appointment which I normally never do but for some reason I was hoping things would have turned out better... I'm not going to do a review I not the type to hate on anyone and maybe she was just having an off day but it completely sucked on the pocket book. I was thinking of asking to shorten the appointment to and hour but I thought that would be rude and I'm thinking that would cause me to be black listed some how from other providers. I also thought of asking her to freshen up but since she had told me she was showering while I was driving to her location and I thought that could have upset her also. Am I over thinking this? Should I have asked or done something different? I'm guessing clients are going to want to know who it is so they don't walk into the same thing but I feel if I were to do something like that I think I'm hurting the provider way worse. I'd feel that I would be hurting her financially that would make me feel worse then some client getting up set with me. I was thinking of asking her if she would want to take a shower with me but before I leave my house I always tell the provider I have to shower and get ready before I leave. Also the fact she had told me she was getting into the shower when I was driving to her so I thought that would be a dumb question to ask. If anyone has any suggestions let me know if not I think I just wanted to vent due to having high high hopes and having an ok time.  
   
 Thanks  
   
 Hatters I'm hoping to hear from the hatters also it funny to see how many angery people are out there!

In my opinion....I would have asked her to take a shower.You are spending money.So you have a right to ask:)

Xoxo
London

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I doubt that clown is a hobbyist.  

Posted By: LondonBay
In my opinion....I would have asked her to take a shower.You are spending money.So you have a right to ask:)  
   
 Xoxo  
 London

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All that matter is you had stopped by to say something spotyjudge! Thanks for your time 😂😂😂

Several months ago, someone posted a very similar tale on the GD.  

Tori Valentine's response in that thread was perfect & brilliant, I couldn't possibly say it better: so I won't try.

Instead, I'm linking it here and suggest you give her words some careful consideration. :-)

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Posted By: Debra_Hollander
Several months ago, someone posted a very similar tale on the GD.    
   
 Tori Valentine's response in that thread was perfect & brilliant, I couldn't possibly say it better: so I won't try.  
   
 Instead, I'm linking it here and suggest you give her words some careful consideration. :-)
I understand pussy has a smell I understand what seems to be normal and what isn't and this wasn't normal. I could tell she hadn't showered due to licking and play with her breast.

A natural, clean, undouched pussy scent should have a luring effect. A provider I used to see regularly knew I was the touchy Feely type of man. So in one of our dates (after I came out of the shower) she met me fresh out of the bathroom door and took it upon herself to kiss me. She timed end of her kisses perfectly by relieving me of my to well as the rest of the steam escaped from the bathroom. I thought she was gonna go down on me right there, but instead she crawled on the bed towards the headboard. As she did I got a whiff of the most intoxicated flavor of pussy I think ever. I'd have to say I was lured to follow her. I'd grip her shoulders as if I were about to massage her instead of taking her from behind, but instead I lifted her upright so I could lick her neck and shoulders while gripping her breasts. Her nipples hardened, then I turned her over so I could dine in instead of ordering out.

I was playing golf a few weeks ago and I'm not sure how true it is, but the guy I played with told me "if it smells like Cologne, leave it alone. If it smells like fish, do as you wish".

Posted By: Debra_Hollander
Several months ago, someone posted a very similar tale on the GD.    
   
 Tori Valentine's response in that thread was perfect & brilliant, I couldn't possibly say it better: so I won't try.  
   
 Instead, I'm linking it here and suggest you give her words some careful consideration. :-)

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Posted By: sljackson
A natural, clean, undouched pussy scent should have a luring effect. A provider I used to see regularly knew I was the touchy Feely type of man. So in one of our dates (after I came out of the shower) she met me fresh out of the bathroom door and took it upon herself to kiss me. She timed end of her kisses perfectly by relieving me of my to well as the rest of the steam escaped from the bathroom. I thought she was gonna go down on me right there, but instead she crawled on the bed towards the headboard. As she did I got a whiff of the most intoxicated flavor of pussy I think ever. I'd have to say I was lured to follow her. I'd grip her shoulders as if I were about to massage her instead of taking her from behind, but instead I lifted her upright so I could lick her neck and shoulders while gripping her breasts. Her nipples hardened, then I turned her over so I could dine in instead of ordering out.  
   
 I was playing golf a few weeks ago and I'm not sure how true it is, but the guy I played with told me "if it smells like Cologne, leave it alone. If it smells like fish, do as you wish".  
   
Posted By: Debra_Hollander
Several months ago, someone posted a very similar tale on the GD.    
     
  Tori Valentine's response in that thread was perfect & brilliant, I couldn't possibly say it better: so I won't try.  
     
  Instead, I'm linking it here and suggest you give her words some careful consideration. :-)
Yes I've heard that also. If it smells like rose pedal there's probably something wrong and I know the women's v has a natural smell which is great. This experience was not so good I had played with her with my fingers and as she was going down on me I want to see if there was a scent and as I brought my fingers close to my nose I kicked my head back there was an issue not sure what I'm guessing just not have showered I think...  

I hope the providers don't get upset I'm not saying the v has to smell like fresh laundry or some type of hawanii breeze but when I drop $$$$$$ for multiply hour I would have hoped that hygiene should have been an issue. Sorry to anyone if I'm offending anyone.

I had the unhappy task of telling a lady I saw a lot that it was getting pretty ripe down there. She saw a doctor and she had an infection that antibiotics cleared up.

Next time let her know you want a pussy that smells like grape bubblegum and tastes like cotton candy.

You need to chill and Make the best of a situation.  If the scent of her vagina was offensive to you - then don't go down and sniff it.  

Certainly you can think of other ways to have fun.  
And under no circumstances should you bring it up.   If you want to turn a date into a disaster that's the surest way to do it.

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Posted By: NDIB
You need to chill and Make the best of a situation.  If the scent of her vagina was offensive to you - then don't go down and sniff it.    
   
 Certainly you can think of other ways to have fun.    
 And under no circumstances should you bring it up.   If you want to turn a date into a disaster that's the surest way to do it.
Thanks you! That's what I was think too. That if I said something she would have gotten upset with me. That's something I didn't want to do.  

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