Little Jenny came home from little Johnny's house.
Little Jenny stared screaming "JOHNNY'S GOT A PENIS LIKE A PEANUT"!!!!!
Her mother said "YOU MEAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A PEANUT?"
Jenny said "NO SILLY IT'S SALTY"!
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