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P.S. I find it funny that you (whether woman or man) don't want women to stand up for themselves.
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And it is really fucking sick. People like you? Make my blood boil. People like you, I hate with a passion. People like you are the people I hate in this business.  

People like you are why women become jaded. People like you are why this industry has a bad rep. People like you are the reason there are articles written patronizing escorts. People like you are why some have to take long breaks in order to deal with you. People like you are why women get frustrated. People like you are why women cry and take three showers after dates. Your soul is black, and you are miserable.  

People like you are why I raised my rates. So people like you can't get through. Not all people with your budgets are like you, but only one person like you can tire a woman out to take a five month break.  

But you are a loud minority in this world, most people are generally very sweet and nice. Some of the nicest people I have met. While some of that could be fake and fantasy, I can only imagine your sex is horrible, (and if you've had sex wth me,) you are one ugly and tiring soul to be around. I imagine people who are around you either follow you like idiots because they're afraid of you, or they shrivel up like raisins and run far, far away.  

Whether female provider, or a client - you are a miserable person to be around. I can't imagine anyone around you treats you with any respect, because you can't say anything nice. Only take people's souls and make them black along with yours.

Yuck.

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The type of ladies that dont screen(and will literally see anyone) will either be on channel 7 news tomorrow or arrested.I went DAYS without appointments and was very close to being evicted.but i will never see a man out of desperation without his screening info.Hopefully business picks up soon!But moral of this story..... no matter how slow it is ladies....do not,I repeat DO NOT...lack...
on your screening. Better to be broke and safe than in handcuffs or deep down in ned Flanders basement 0_o Scary!!!
Stay safe ladies and gentlemen

xoxo
London

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Hope your okay girl!!! Yes screen screen screen!!!  Make sure you BL his ass!!!

Thanks beautiful:) this thread is actually geared toward the ladies and gentlemen who do not screen.Dangerous world in our profession.I also see a lot of toftt(take one for the team)reviews
Not smart at all.it could be someone planning on robbing,arresting or even WORSE killing you.do your research ladies and gentlemen and you will be fine.and for the guys who toftt,I don't think that's a good idea.There are so many BEAUTIFUL ladies on here with great reviews.Why see a non reviewed person who could possible be a cop,a robber,or a murderer?

Last question is geared toward gentlemen:)

Yes, screening is a must for anyone! I have learned the hard way and I am glad I did. I try to accomodate any friends who don't use a verification service, but the info has to be referenced. Gentleman have told me that they have had some bad experiences getting robbed BC they didn't screen enough. It's not worth it!

You know, those three week stretches with no new inquiries can get a tad unnerving. It's awesome to look at the bank account and realize bills vs funds - without touching the emergency cushion - are paid for a while. It really soothes the nerves, and helps you focus your attention away from desperate marketing, secret discounts, and slack screening to make a buck - to enjoying life, and using that time to upgrade the website, do beauty upkeep, even get a photo shoot. Or just take a walk, and clear the head.

A walk is always more enjoyable when you leave the phone behind, and know you have your shit together. Also much more peaceful than entertaining men who are afraid of giving you their real name, while you are afraid of being drugged and locked in their basement so they can impregnate you or use you for a science experiment.

I have a little fund called my "sugar mama fund". I take myself out on the town sometimes and treat myself during the slow times and also pay my bills with the pocket of money.

It's more peaceful. Some experiences you get even while screening can get into your head for a while, and the more people like that, the more you kind of go nuts and tear down the house you've built out of exhaustion.

Might I suggest, new lesson in life, saving for not only slow times, nor your own emergencies, but also for emergencies within the family and friends department. Shit happens where you can't be taking in all the bucks if the family needs you.

Just some thoughts, helps keep us safe and sane.  

xoxo

C

on being the TER Video Winner. You are more than deserving of it.  

Love ya,  

Kelis Monet

Very sweet of you to say, Kelis :) xoxoxo

Posted By: Kelis Monet
on being the TER Video Winner. You are more than deserving of it.  
   
 Love ya,  
   
 Kelis Monet
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WOW. I just checked out your site, and - just wow!!

why are we all still using unsafe email accounts like gmail? there was a recent thread on the newbie board regarding email. i rarely see ladies using hushmail and protonmail  

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=157675&boardID=33&page=1#157675

Somedudesjunk382 reads

That made me LOL. Well played, stay safe.

Scula538 reads

I was keep asking myself why Chicago prices skyrocket ? I was thinking is so much demand, but now I got the answer, no way it was a " conspiration" of few providers on forums but Mr Market hit you back ladies.Maybe is time for summer sales

Posted By: LondonBay
The type of ladies that dont screen(and will literally see anyone) will either be on channel 7 news tomorrow or arrested.I went DAYS without appointments and was very close to being evicted.but i will never see a man out of desperation without his screening info.Hopefully business picks up soon!But moral of this story..... no matter how slow it is ladies....do not,I repeat DO NOT...lack...  
 on your screening. Better to be broke and safe than in handcuffs or deep down in ned Flanders basement 0_o Scary!!!  
 Stay safe ladies and gentlemen  
   
 xoxo  
 London

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Posted By: Scula
I was keep asking myself why Chicago prices skyrocket ? I was thinking is so much demand, but now I got the answer, no way it was a " conspiration" of few providers on forums but Mr Market hit you back ladies.Maybe is time for summer sales  
   
Posted By: LondonBay
The type of ladies that dont screen(and will literally see anyone) will either be on channel 7 news tomorrow or arrested.I went DAYS without appointments and was very close to being evicted.but i will never see a man out of desperation without his screening info.Hopefully business picks up soon!But moral of this story..... no matter how slow it is ladies....do not,I repeat DO NOT...lack...  
  on your screening. Better to be broke and safe than in handcuffs or deep down in ned Flanders basement 0_o Scary!!!  
  Stay safe ladies and gentlemen  
     
  xoxo  
  London  
   
 -- Modified on 8/6/2016 6:44:24 AM

Scula461 reads

With all due respect why are you in this business if you hate your customers so much? I've read few of your posts and is so obvious . It is bad for you business really.

I'm like George Costanza here. At a loss for words at a good comeback. Sorry for stopping your show :)

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Scula443 reads

I will stop here you are not worth it. You are simply a hater who think is smart and beatiful. None is true. Back from I come from , you are 5 or 6 , but here you think you a princess

Posted By: Courtney.Ova
I'm like George Costanza here. At a loss for words at a good comeback. Sorry for stopping your show :)

-- Modified on 8/6/2016 7:37:45 PM

And it is really fucking sick. People like you? Make my blood boil. People like you, I hate with a passion. People like you are the people I hate in this business.  

People like you are why women become jaded. People like you are why this industry has a bad rep. People like you are the reason there are articles written patronizing escorts. People like you are why some have to take long breaks in order to deal with you. People like you are why women get frustrated. People like you are why women cry and take three showers after dates. Your soul is black, and you are miserable.  

People like you are why I raised my rates. So people like you can't get through. Not all people with your budgets are like you, but only one person like you can tire a woman out to take a five month break.  

But you are a loud minority in this world, most people are generally very sweet and nice. Some of the nicest people I have met. While some of that could be fake and fantasy, I can only imagine your sex is horrible, (and if you've had sex wth me,) you are one ugly and tiring soul to be around. I imagine people who are around you either follow you like idiots because they're afraid of you, or they shrivel up like raisins and run far, far away.  

Whether female provider, or a client - you are a miserable person to be around. I can't imagine anyone around you treats you with any respect, because you can't say anything nice. Only take people's souls and make them black along with yours.

Yuck.

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Bitcoins517 reads

Nahhhhhh...no anger here.!!!!!!
 

Posted By: Courtney.Ova
And it is really fucking sick. People like you? Make my blood boil. People like you, I hate with a passion. People like you are the people I hate in this business.  
   
 People like you are why women become jaded. People like you are why this industry has a bad rep. People like you are the reason there are articles written patronizing escorts. People like you are why some have to take long breaks in order to deal with you. People like you are why women get frustrated. People like you are why women cry and take three showers after dates. Your soul is black, and you are miserable.  
   
 People like you are why I raised my rates. So people like you can't get through. Not all people with your budgets are like you, but only one person like you can tire a woman out to take a five month break.  
   
 But you are a loud minority in this world, most people are generally very sweet and nice. Some of the nicest people I have met. While some of that could be fake and fantasy, I can only imagine your sex is horrible, (and if you've had sex wth me,) you are one ugly and tiring soul to be around. I imagine people who are around you either follow you like idiots because they're afraid of you, or they shrivel up like raisins and run far, far away.  
   
 Whether female provider, or a client - you are a miserable person to be around. I can't imagine anyone around you treats you with any respect, because you can't say anything nice. Only take people's souls and make them black along with yours.  
   
 Yuck.

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Scula514 reads

You are so wrong.People like you make a bad rap for this industry.Because whatever I check this forum you start making fun of people like me  just because I stated my opinion.Never said something bad about provider just I don't agree with price. Honey is not about money it is about business and how much I think our time together is worth.I'm not on budget and I'm not cheap I can afford easy you or any girl from here. But like I said is business.
   I'd love women and I treat all the women very well by the way, and women like to be around me and I know how to treat a women. I'm from different culture and we treat women very well.
  My sex is great and I make women feel great always "ladies first".

  My miserable person and black soul donate every week money to an organization who help women with cancer. And we don't talk about 5-10$, we talk about hundreds .

  I never said a bad word about a provider even when I was cheat by providers , or write a bad review,  because I know it can hurt your business. Take my loss and walk .

 Stop hating or change your job.

Posted By: Courtney.Ova
And it is really fucking sick. People like you? Make my blood boil. People like you, I hate with a passion. People like you are the people I hate in this business.  
   
 People like you are why women become jaded. People like you are why this industry has a bad rep. People like you are the reason there are articles written patronizing escorts. People like you are why some have to take long breaks in order to deal with you. People like you are why women get frustrated. People like you are why women cry and take three showers after dates. Your soul is black, and you are miserable.  
   
 People like you are why I raised my rates. So people like you can't get through. Not all people with your budgets are like you, but only one person like you can tire a woman out to take a five month break.  
   
 But you are a loud minority in this world, most people are generally very sweet and nice. Some of the nicest people I have met. While some of that could be fake and fantasy, I can only imagine your sex is horrible, (and if you've had sex wth me,) you are one ugly and tiring soul to be around. I imagine people who are around you either follow you like idiots because they're afraid of you, or they shrivel up like raisins and run far, far away.  
   
 Whether female provider, or a client - you are a miserable person to be around. I can't imagine anyone around you treats you with any respect, because you can't say anything nice. Only take people's souls and make them black along with yours.  
   
 Yuck.

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this isn't a contest on who is a better person  
i hate seeing providers and hobbyists fighting  :(

i also really hope you gals aren't crying after dates... especially when you independent ones have so much more control on who you will see or not see.

Nope. Most of us aren't crying, (sometimes I am for joy and the release is awesome - so in a good way,) and it's because we avoid the people like the person you are talking to.

Some don't avoid it, because they think they have to see these guys. (And they don't.) Most of us figure out that we really don't have to see guys like above.
 

Posted By: bigs912
this isn't a contest on who is a better person  
 i hate seeing providers and hobbyists fighting  :(  
   
 i also really hope you gals aren't crying after dates... especially when you independent ones have so much more control on who you will see or not see.

SPOTYjudge394 reads

That Courtney Ova deleted the post on how she viewed her regulars. Next time, keep that bs on the provider board two face.

any regular of mine who makes a decision based on your interpretation of a lady's character is probably someone whom I don't want to be seeing anyway.  

Unfortunately, you completely sabotaged a post that was meant to help the ladies serve their regulars better and appreciate them more, but then someone came along and destroyed the entire meaning of that post.

So it has most definitely been deleted. Good men should be treated like gold, and given outstanding treatment. Petty men (like you) may exit to the left.

Edited - oops. Women like you may exit to the left. Didn't realize you were a chick this whole time lol.
 

Posted By: SPOTYjudge
That Courtney Ova deleted the post on how she viewed her regulars. Next time, keep that bs on the provider board two face.
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JanetRenosBeard279 reads

Do you ever stop digging?

It's really hard to convince the new guy to go through screening! I like to get my guys from TER or p411 but I come to Chicago just to see the guys and no one sees me! I have to see new guys sometimes, I have to lower my prices or I lose money on hotel and travel. I realize it's risky and I don't like the risk at all. Right now I have no other employment so I need this work to get by. Don't go crazy! I love my guys and love what I do but this is a business and like someone else said if you can't sell the merchandize you have to put it one sale. I don't love this because I know I am worth my consideration. You think it's hard in Chicago come to Milwaukee where guys want to pay 40 for fs!

Lol gurllll I feel you on that one.Ive toured Milwaukee before.It was terrible;(
Kinda like Dallas where its crickets and the ones that reach out want 35 quickies.check out the Chicago bp when you get a chance.There are beautiful,and I mean beautiful ladies charging 40 and 50 for quickie full service sessions.This is why business is so slow also.why would a man want to pay over 100 bucks when he can get something good fast and cheap for under 100 lol.and BTW this is my only employment too so don't feel bad.email me if you'd like to connect sometime:)

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When I see what I like to call a top provider I'm looking for more of a connection. More what most life to call GFE. I wanna get that feeling like she is enjoying pleasing me enough to wanna return the favor to her. When I see a BP girl, I don't expect much GFE about it.

I had a girl once that I kinda got close enough to to consider a friend, but still keep our professional level. Times got slow for her and she felt open enough to message me and ask me for a date. I thought she consenting and we were compatible enough to where I asked her to step up and offer me GFE. She agreed. When we had the date, the GFE part was a joke. Even though we had had fun together on a few occasions I could tell she either wasn't into it or wasn't attracted to me. So I turned off my GFE switch and just f#cked her like we had done before.

That's the difference in the rates. The experience that a top provider has in enjoying the date like I am is worth $$$

I started out on bp and sometimes still have to put ads on during slow periods but if a guy wants gfe I am more than willing to give him a sweet one. I honestly love what I'm doing and truly love sex. The best is when a guy wants to please you and spends the time making sure you are feeling good! I just wanted to put in my two cents!

I started thinking about why the summer time is so slow for all of you and it occurred to me--I've read a lot of you all's reviews and it seems that there are a lot of out of town visitors that pay you a visit.  Seems reasonable since Chicago is a big convention town.  I don't travel a lot for business, but when I do it's never during the month of August.

Some of you ladies have been around long enough to know this, but wouldn't the advice suggest that you should prepare for seasonal employment?

If I would have known... I would have visited you! 😁

I totally agree with you, and it's allways good to share positive but careful information with other people thank you for this information:)

I remember responding to your email for a reference before. I have no doubt your business will improve.

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