The Japanese Hooker
An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her.
She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fujifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo".
The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
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