Dear Santa...
I have been very ...promiscuous... this year.
I ...scheduled... my ...doubles twice with Portia and Trinity... and I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is...to do it again!...
If You get me ...these two incredible women, again... I promise to ..."drink my juice"...
And I will be ...more "obedient"... from now on.
I saw this on another Board and thought it would be fun to see YOUR letters Here
(I'm working on mine and will post it later... I need some coffee first)
How this works:
Its a beginning of a letter and you fill in the blanks and take it and run with it.
The more naughty the better!!!!
Show some imagination.
Dear Santa...
I have been very .................. this year.
I ............ my ............ and I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is...............
If You get me ........... I promise to ...............
And I will be .............. from now on.
xo
sign your name
Be creative and have some fun with it!
Porti
Dear Santa...
I have been very ...promiscuous... this year.
I ...scheduled... my ...doubles twice with Portia and Trinity... and I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is...to do it again!...
If You get me ...these two incredible women, again... I promise to ..."drink my juice"...
And I will be ...more "obedient"... from now on.
BigBoyPant
... Before I try to explain, how much do you already know?
-- Modified on 12/19/2014 8:19:17 AM
(I'm working on mine and will post it later... I need some coffee first)
How this works:
Its a beginning of a letter and you fill in the blanks and take it and run with it.
The more naughty the better!!!!
Show some imagination.
Dear Santa...
I have been very .................. this year.
I ............ my ............ and I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is...............
If You get me ........... I promise to ...............
And I will be .............. from now on.
xo
sign your name
Be creative and have some fun with it!
Portia
Dear Santa...
I have been very ...seminally retentive... this year.
I’ve ...been starving... my ...girlfriend’s methane producing beaver,... I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is ...hyperflexibility.
If You get me ...the capability for autofellatio... I promise to ...control my own emissions.
And I will be ...beaver fart free... from now on.
xo
signed
Drumstick
Dear Santa...
I have been very hard this year.
I met many new ladies and checked them off my list and I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is to be "filthy" rich
If You get me an unlimited supply of cash I promise to "spread" the wealth. Literally!
And I will be smiling from now on.
xo
Joe
Dear Santa,
I have been very adequate this year.
I jerk my wienus and I just can't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is a divorce.
If you get me a divorce I promise to throw Mrs. Claus a fuck
And I will be more than adequate from now on!
xoxoxox
Mr. Seth Mason
Dear Santa...
I have been very lucky this year.
I filled up my favorite girls all the time and I just couldn't help myself.
All I want for Xmas this year is that unlimited supply of cash mentioned before..yeah, that sounds good.
If You get me said cash, I promise to only spend it on the really important stuff.
And I will be waking up to a blowjob every day from now on.
xoxo
silentE