I may have to beat him with my feather...
Scientists have discovered that most women will, at some time in their life... contain intelligent DNA.... Unfortunately 95% will spit it out !!
I suspect you're going to take a beating for this.
I heard they've developed a technique for doing brain transplants in Boston. The news carried a story about a woman who went to get a transplant for her son.... a procedure he needed to save his life. The surgeon told her that a male brain costs $3,000,000 dollars, but a female brain would only cost $100,000 dollars. The woman demanded to know why men's brains cost more than women's. He replied, "Simple madame. A womans brain has been used!" LOL
Hey, guys, I mean no disrespect. I just couldn't resist the dig right back.
Learn not to sweat the small stuff..... and try to remember it's all small stuff! Keep smiling!
I may have to beat him with my feather...