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OK, so when I was a teenager, like 14 or 15, I had a shirt that had a BIG mouth and tongue sticking out on the front of it.... and those words on it. (yeah, yeah, yeah, I know....I was a such a naughty girl) Well, needless to say, it was my favorite shirt....it was blue, and attracted a lot of attention. 
So, I wore it ALOT for like a month or so. and then ..... one day I went to find it..... and I couldn't. I thought, that's strange. So I looked again a few days later...again, no shirt. I asked my mom...like all teenagers do..... "mom? have you seen that shirt, the one that says lick you all over? "no", she says, 'I have no idea".
well, I "looked" for that shirt a few more times...asked her a few more times if she had seen it anywhere.....same reply from her..... The shirt was never found.
several years later..... when I was around 20 or so.... I asked my mom, hey remember that shirt I had that I could never find....isn't' that so weird that it disappeared like that? I wonder what ever happened to it..... (yes, I seriously thought it just disappeared) my mom says to me.... "well, I didn't like you wearing it and I knew it wouldn't have done any good to Tell you NOT to, so I threw it away instead."
OMG!!
can you believe she did that ? I never suspected her at the time of doing that. She was the most coolest mom ever....seemed to not mind me doing pretty much any thing I wanted to..... but it seemed "that shirt" was a bit too much for her. lol......
every time I see of pic of me with my tongue out like in the pic below.... I think of this story
My mom was the best mom ever.
Legend: Not my words, just been given that compliment many many times. So I'm going with it.
Extremely flattering!
Ok, the Countdown Has BEGUN! I'll be there in Less than TWO Weeks!! WhooHoo!
so, you KNOW what THAT means..... IF YOU CAN PLAN AHEAD, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND arranging a time for us to meet "this week".
Where I'll be Playing:
• OHARE/ROSEMONT – Incall
• Within 30 miles of there – Outcall (additional fees apply)
• Strawberries always included - and other fun goodies too numerous to mention
YUMMY SEXY FUN!!
When can we meet?
• Monday APRIL 14 ~ Evening only
• Tuesday Wednesday Thursday APRIL 15-16-17 - 8am - 10pm (TIL 5PM ON THE 17TH)
• Friday APRIL 18th 9AM - 12PM
( New for Friday *** Could possibly be available in the early afternoon, until 4 or so....please inquire if between 1 and 4 work for you on Friday, priority consideration given to 1.5 hour or longer)
EMAIL IS THE PREFERRED AND MOST CONVENIENT WAY TO SET UP A TIME WITH ME- [email protected]
If you send me a PM, I'll gently direct you to my email, so, Save Time, bypass all that and email directly.
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Touring rates are on my website.
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I BRING MY OWN KING-SIZE WATERPROOF SHEETS!
- Yes, I'm a genuine squirter. (With the Proper Stimulation, of course)
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See you in TWO weeks!
xxxxx,
Portia
OK, so when I was a teenager, like 14 or 15, I had a shirt that had a BIG mouth and tongue sticking out on the front of it.... and those words on it. (yeah, yeah, yeah, I know....I was a such a naughty girl) Well, needless to say, it was my favorite shirt....it was blue, and attracted a lot of attention. So, I wore it ALOT for like a month or so. and then ..... one day I went to find it..... and I couldn't. I thought, that's strange. So I looked again a few days later...again, no shirt. I asked my mom...like all teenagers do..... "mom? have you seen that shirt, the one that says lick you all over? "no", she says, 'I have no idea".
well, I "looked" for that shirt a few more times...asked her a few more times if she had seen it anywhere.....same reply from her..... The shirt was never found.
several years later..... when I was around 20 or so.... I asked my mom, hey remember that shirt I had that I could never find....isn't' that so weird that it disappeared like that? I wonder what ever happened to it..... (yes, I seriously thought it just disappeared) my mom says to me.... "well, I didn't like you wearing it and I knew it wouldn't have done any good to Tell you NOT to, so I threw it away instead."
OMG!!
can you believe she did that ? I never suspected her at the time of doing that. She was the most coolest mom ever....seemed to not mind me doing pretty much any thing I wanted to..... but it seemed "that shirt" was a bit too much for her. lol......
every time I see of pic of me with my tongue out like in the pic below.... I think of this story
My mom was the best mom ever.