I don't know why, but I really laugh and smile over a lot of hobby-related grammatical errors. I'm not talking about the typical mistakes (there, their, and they're) but the ones that can accidentally have very different meanings.
Example: Do you have a small waste?
My reply was definitely of the smart-ass variety, and unfortunately the joke missed its mark. :-P
Another: Smalltown's best kept secrete!
To what secretion is she referring? From the context, she wasn't talking about squirting....LOL.
Please share some more that you've received or seen posted by either hobbyists or providers.
No, I am not completely innocent of the occasional typo or error. Nor am I picking on anyone. I just think these are funny.
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Then there are the gals who are very discrete. (Aren't we all?
Spell check is worthless when you correctly spell the wrong word.
Not a mis spelling but taking a jab and turning the tsble with a knockout punch.
There was a heated exchange between a provider and a hobbyist on an interactive board
He used the C word. Not smart the most hated word
Her respose was classic
Hey asshole:
Are you aware that people wiith vaginas make the best Cunts!!!
Win by a Knockout!!!
I always get a strange mental image when I read something like "she has a big breast." Really, and what about the other one?
Girl I was with was really proud of her boobs. Wanted me to play, massage, lick and kiss them. Also liked to finish russian style. Sent her a quick text after. Texted her, "loved playing with your boobs. hoped they liked it to. Spell check spelled boots. Didn't know til she texted back, boots?