I'm the type that likes to have my wits about me; I'm also a super cheap date so "one too many" could be as few as three drinks, depending on what I'm drinking.
Theoretically however, if i did find myself three sheets to the wind before a scheduled date, I'd tell my date I was running 30 minutes late due to some kind of car/transportation issue, get myself sobered up enough to be presentable, and get over there assuming the timing was okay. Really though? Its super unprofessional to get shit-faced before working. A drink is fine, sure. But being drunk? Nah. I've turned clients away for showing up too drunk, and I'd expect the same if I were to show up drunk.Has anyone had the pleasure of a hot drunk girl showing up at your door? I have and as much as I liked her (I had seen her twice before), I just was really turned off by her slurring and sloppy French. I have not contacted her since and was wondering if anyone else has had this problem and how they dealt with it. Should I have called her a cab and gotten rid of her or do like I ended up doing (I was really horny and she's really hot) and going through with it anyways?
Ladies, I would like your input as well about what you do when you've had one too may and are scheduled to meet someone.
I'm the type that likes to have my wits about me; I'm also a super cheap date so "one too many" could be as few as three drinks, depending on what I'm drinking.
Theoretically however, if i did find myself three sheets to the wind before a scheduled date, I'd tell my date I was running 30 minutes late due to some kind of car/transportation issue, get myself sobered up enough to be presentable, and get over there assuming the timing was okay.
Really though? Its super unprofessional to get shit-faced before working. A drink is fine, sure. But being drunk? Nah. I've turned clients away for showing up too drunk, and I'd expect the same if I were to show up drunk.
Theoretically however, if i did find myself three sheets to the wind before a scheduled date, I'd tell my date I was running 30 minutes late due to some kind of car/transportation issue, get myself sobered up enough to be presentable, and get over there assuming the timing was okay.
Really though? Its super unprofessional to get shit-faced before working. A drink is fine, sure. But being drunk? Nah. I've turned clients away for showing up too drunk, and I'd expect the same if I were to show up drunk.
If I were sober and provider showed up shit faced, yes I would find that a bit of a turnoff. It would really depend on just how drunk she was vs how hot she was, and of course as you also mentioned "how horny I was" that would determine if I would even go through with the date.
According to your OP "you were really horny and she was hot" so like you, I would most likely have fucked her too, but I am a pig, you really shouldn't listen to what I have to say on the subject. lol
and yes, I have had a few women show up shit faced, most of the time I have gone through with the date, a couple of times I suppose either I wasn't horny enough or she wasn't hot enough to put up with her drunkenness and I did turn her away
Hahaha! Yes, I suppose you are a pig as I have heard you're not exactly Mr. Popular among the ladies...
but I am held in much higher regard by the other 90% of the ladies.
Women want equal rights, well that's what they get from me, I am no harsher, but no easier on the women that post than I am with the guys.
Some men treat the women here like Goddesses who can do no wrong, others treat all "hookers" like dirt as if they are inferior and dirty creature because of what they do for a living. I treat the women here like I do anyone else, if they're funny, I laugh. If they are nice, by and large I am nice too, but if they are BSC, I am not going to pull my punches just because they are female.
As for drunk hookers, I love drunk hookers as long as we got drunk together, but no one likes a sloppy drunk when they are sober themselves.
May I ask shop you believe to be BSC? I may want to stay away from them or maybe not. After all, sometimes they are awesome in bed...
However, I can't keep up with a dude when sharing the booze. Sometimes I forget I'm a lightweight, and I've embarrassed myself a couple times, but thank god they thought it was funny.
I will start pouring half of what I pour my dates. Showing up drunk on any side can feel unsettling, and somewhat dangerous. And going too far can be a little awkward lol!
Know your limits - I'm still learning mine! Also... I agree - do it together. Don't show up drunk on either side. You can't argue with a drunk person, all you can do is knock 'em over.
Women want equal rights, well that's what they get from me, I am no harsher, but no easier on the women that post than I am with the guys.
Some men treat the women here like Goddesses who can do no wrong, others treat all "hookers" like dirt as if they are inferior and dirty creature because of what they do for a living. I treat the women here like I do anyone else, if they're funny, I laugh. If they are nice, by and large I am nice too, but if they are BSC, I am not going to pull my punches just because they are female.
As for drunk hookers, I love drunk hookers as long as we got drunk together, but no one likes a sloppy drunk when they are sober themselves.
but your point is very well taken, especially for a guy like me who drinks quite a bit and can "hold his booze" a lot better than a 100 lb girl.
I remember one Panamanian chica who I've been with at least a couple of dozen times, four of those times REALLY drunk. Two of those drunken sessions were better than any GF I can remember, the other two were complete busts, one consisted of her puking all night the other I had to physically carry her to the room, plopped her in the bed and listened to her snore all night.
Oh well, it's the chance you take when you over imbibe.
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. . . If a man gets turned on by a sub par and slobby BJ by a drunk and slurring woman, then I'm pretty sure he would love having sex with someone totally inebriated and vulnerable. I'm guessing the OP has had "one too many" great adventures at
Strip clubs and bars. /sarcasm
Nonetheless,
I've had great experiences thanks to a bottle of wine (or two). Honestly, there is nothing wrong with some alcoholic grape juice if it helps you to relax and/or get horny!
But when it comes to the point of intoxocation . . . It's never a good idea for two reasons;
1) I certainly couldn't fathom a hobbyist leaving my incall after having "one two many" because the thought of him wrecking his car or getting a DUI would be on my mind and heart.
2) A lot of times we meet people in the hobby who are absolute strangers. After that first sip of alchphol, we don't know of that person will stay cool and fun and/or turn into a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
With that being said, moderation is key.
(Unless it's an overnight appointment where we will both be hungover in the AM)
Sweetest Regards,
Adrienne Baptiste
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I don't care what the situation is, I don't find a drunken woman (or man for that fact) particularly sexy...... So, for her to show up in that state doesn't say much about her professionalism.
In addention, I just can't imagine why you'd want to spend time with her in that state. So, that being said, I don't think you are wrong for sending her on the way......
I would like to remember every detail of the unforgettable moments in life. So you can be drank from love, beauty, or the person who you met, but not from alcohol. After drinking only a headache and no memories and just thinking wherever drink. Pleasant moments in life should be more than that will be nice to remember....
Sorry for my English.... I just study English.
I don't have one too many on a date. I try not to get sauced on a date. I prefer good ol' water but will drink and sometimes provide alcoholic beverages. And depending on the length of the date I have a rule of no more than 1 boozey drink max per hour (even then that's usually a light wine (some are stronger than others)).
I ended up sending the young lady home. She not only looked intoxicated, she smelled like an ashtray. I was not pleased and ending up spending the night by myself. I also showed up to see a provider years ago that was very intoxicated. After I helped her up from the toilet, I helped her into bed and let myself out. Those are not fun times and is a major turnoff.