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Awesome way for a guy to embarrass himself.regular_smile
HarryWotton 11 Reviews 369 reads
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We were out and about and the lady, who happens to have played in high school, suggests that we go into the golf store and try to hit a few balls.  Well, I had wanted to try the new XR 3 wood from Callaway and I said, "sure, let's go."   Now, I am not a good golfer but I am not horrible either, I carry an index of 11.5. Sure enough, I take my first swing and I whiff the ball.  She then says, "I knew you would be nervous and miss it."  She then takes a club and stripes it down the middle.  Lol!

In my defense, I was really hung over from our prior night, I was in jeans, wearing boots and I did hit the second one 230 yards, but no, make that fuck no, there will be no golfing with ladies.  Ok, maybe with this particular lady, I would :)

MarieSimone1025 reads

Golf season is starting, Have you ever had an outing on a golf course? I'm learning to play and would love some practice time with someone who knows the game. Is that unheard of?

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AlyssaTantra452 reads

I'm going to guess with hobbiest that might be considered, "shitting to close to home."  
They are probably members at the club, do business, take their family, and know all of the other members and staff.  
Coarses that don't require membership are probably pretty crowded and I'd start aiming balls at people if I started getting held up due to others rendezvousing.

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Jacque_Jenesais391 reads

I've been on a golfing weekend before, that actually was a pretty awesome time. We also did karaoke. He was a great singer... sang Tom Petty and Stevie Nicks together - we killed it!

Unfortunately, I did not kill that golf game lol! But it was hella fun. :)

Many sales people and business people do golf outings to network and break the ice. You just kind of have to put it out there. Maybe write something on your website under interests that you do like to golf?

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HarryWotton370 reads

We were out and about and the lady, who happens to have played in high school, suggests that we go into the golf store and try to hit a few balls.  Well, I had wanted to try the new XR 3 wood from Callaway and I said, "sure, let's go."   Now, I am not a good golfer but I am not horrible either, I carry an index of 11.5. Sure enough, I take my first swing and I whiff the ball.  She then says, "I knew you would be nervous and miss it."  She then takes a club and stripes it down the middle.  Lol!

In my defense, I was really hung over from our prior night, I was in jeans, wearing boots and I did hit the second one 230 yards, but no, make that fuck no, there will be no golfing with ladies.  Ok, maybe with this particular lady, I would :)

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GaGambler352 reads

Now I am hardly a long hitter, just like anatomically I am of rather average length. lol

AAR I was playing with these two women both of them thirty something, and not only was this one woman playing from the men's tees, but she was about equal to me off the tee, not to mention straighter,and she and I were making almost exactly the same club selection on our approach shots, I was beginning to really feel like a feeble old man when a woman was matching me club for club when her friend, and student I later found out, finally told me she was a touring pro and her instructor. I was so fucking relieved to be able to keep my man card for at least one more day.

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HarryWotton213 reads

I know, to most people watching paint dry is more fun.  Anyway, sometimes I enjoy watching the ladies more because I can relate to the clubs and distances they are hitting - well that and there are some really cute gals on tour

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Jacque_Jenesais177 reads

I remember going to PGA and LPGA golf tournaments growing up all around the country. It was pretty fun, but that really tan dude with the cowboy hat (forgot his name) didn't like us kids chasing him and taking pictures ha ha ha!

Later I learned about the mindset of pro-golf. They can't have any distractions! And that's why I don't have kids. Fuck that noise!

xoxo

C

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