We sit down on the couch so close together that our thighs are touching.  Tina looks like she has something on her mind.  I smile and look at her inquisitively.
“Do you have a razor?”  John’s eyes widen in fear before I can add though my laughter, “So that I can shave my legs.”
“Oh, a razor to shave your legs.  Sure, in that case, then yes, I have one you can use.”
“Do you mind if I shave and shower here?”
“No, of course not.  I don’t mind at all.”
“Are you sure?  You really don’t mind?  How is that possible?”
“Quite the contrary, that’s a big turn-on.  It feels like you’re here as my girlfriend.”
“Why on earth would you want me to act like I’m your girlfriend?”
“Huh, why not?”
“If I was your girlfriend then I’d be bitching at you to get my oil changed and then I’d tell you that I have a headache tonight!  You don’t want a girlfriend, you want a call girl.”
“You’ve had a long drive.  Can I pour you a drink before you start getting ready?”
“That would be nice.  I don’t have anything going on later, and it’s not like I have to go to work tomorrow, so we can get blitzed and take all the time you want tonight.”
“Let’s have a drink and get high.”  Tina seems relieved about the furry legs thing and returns to her usual good mood.
“OK, but I can’t get too buzzed before I shave, or your bathroom will look like a scene from the movie ‘Psycho’.”
“Can I feel your legs?”
“No!  They’re all hairy!”
“What if I like the hair on your legs?”
“You couldn’t like it.”
“What if I love you so much that I love the fur on your lovely legs too?”
“You don’t love me that much.  Trust me.”
“Is your pubic hair long too?”
“You incorrigible dirty old man.  I suppose you think that’s sexy too?”
“I would love to play with your long-haired kitten.  I’ve never been with you when you weren’t all prepared for our date.  I think the change is exciting.”
I am relived that John isn’t grossed-out by my shaggy legs.  I was worried sick that he would be disappointed in me.  Instead he’s turned-on and thinks this is a girlfriend experience.  Has John ever had a girlfriend?  Does he realize how much maintenance a girlfriend requires?
[Excerpt from the book: ESCORT - The True Story of an Orange County Call Girl]