Somewhere out there are girls willing to let me make a messy creampie. I'm serious, and if we plan it right (PCR/DNA testing of course) we can have a great time.
I might even want to take some pics, so keep that in mind.
Girls?
you went to Southern California and auditioned for a porn movie.
PS... I'm serious too.
I think a snowball has a better chance in hell
Ahem... I thought snowballs were from the OTHER end of the body
In case your not sure if you can make it in porn, here's a little test.
Tomorrow morning when you wake up, masterbate.
Later in the morning masterbate again, twice.
Then in the early afternoon invite over a few of your friends (male and female). Throw in a couple of strangers too.
With all of them watching, drop your pants, and begin to masterbate.
If you can get hard again within 5 minutes and your fairly attractive, then you might have a chance.
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