Minnesota

When in that situation, I edge myself several times to keep my blood flow away from my brain...
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...and down in the reservoir where it'll be soon needed!  ;)

So i have a session scheduled for tomorrow morning that I am eagerly looking forward to! In fact ~ I CAN'T WAIT! How to pass the time until then is the question. :-)

-- Modified on 11/7/2014 10:02:01 AM

use your left hand and it will feel like stranger.

Read, summarize and outline each of her reviews. Prepare if/then flow-charts and prepare your response to her foreseeable actions during the first 15 minutes of the session.  

Download all of her photos and utilize Photoshop to prepare in case she may have gained or lost 10 pounds since the photos were taken. Use Photoshop to change hair and eye color in case she's been experimenting.  

Draft 15 different opening lines and analyze what circumstance will best suit each of them. Rehearse each in front of the mirror trying different cadence, speed and intonation.  

Count the donation. Count it again. Place in an envelope. Seal the envelope. Open the envelope and place in a different unsealed envelope. Seal the second envelope. Hold envelope up to a bright light to determine what is visible. Open envelope to count the donation once more just in case. Run to the store for a new box of envelopes.  

Check hobby underwear for holes. Iron underwear. Put on and model freshly ironed underwear. Launder underwear now that you have worn it. Check if laundering has made any holes. Run to store for fresh underwear.  

Repeat above for socks, shirt and pants.  

Shine your shoes. Shine your belt.  

Check if hobby phone is charged. Check if you have enough pre-paid minutes. Run to store to get more minutes.  

Search the internet for reviews you might have missed so they can be summarized, outlined, and included in if/then flow-charts. Modify responses as appropriate.  

Run to the bank to see if they can give you fresh, unused donation bills to replace the wrinkled ones from ATM.  

Set alarm clock for next morning. Check to see if you did it correctly. Unplug alarm clock to see if back-up battery is charged in case of blackout. Run to the store for new back-up battery. Set clock to correct time. Set alarm for next morning.  

Review her photos and photoshopped copies again to ensure you will recognize her when the door opens.  

Sorry to be so late responding. I know you won't get much sleep tonight in order to get all this done. But it's important!

Awesome!
 

Posted By: minn4evr
Read, summarize and outline each of her reviews. Prepare if/then flow-charts and prepare your response to her foreseeable actions during the first 15 minutes of the session.  
   
 Download all of her photos and utilize Photoshop to prepare in case she may have gained or lost 10 pounds since the photos were taken. Use Photoshop to change hair and eye color in case she's been experimenting.  
   
 Draft 15 different opening lines and analyze what circumstance will best suit each of them. Rehearse each in front of the mirror trying different cadence, speed and intonation.  
   
 Count the donation. Count it again. Place in an envelope. Seal the envelope. Open the envelope and place in a different unsealed envelope. Seal the second envelope. Hold envelope up to a bright light to determine what is visible. Open envelope to count the donation once more just in case. Run to the store for a new box of envelopes.  
   
 Check hobby underwear for holes. Iron underwear. Put on and model freshly ironed underwear. Launder underwear now that you have worn it. Check if laundering has made any holes. Run to store for fresh underwear.  
   
 Repeat above for socks, shirt and pants.  
   
 Shine your shoes. Shine your belt.  
   
 Check if hobby phone is charged. Check if you have enough pre-paid minutes. Run to store to get more minutes.  
   
 Search the internet for reviews you might have missed so they can be summarized, outlined, and included in if/then flow-charts. Modify responses as appropriate.  
   
 Run to the bank to see if they can give you fresh, unused donation bills to replace the wrinkled ones from ATM.  
   
 Set alarm clock for next morning. Check to see if you did it correctly. Unplug alarm clock to see if back-up battery is charged in case of blackout. Run to the store for new back-up battery. Set clock to correct time. Set alarm for next morning.  
   
 Review her photos and photoshopped copies again to ensure you will recognize her when the door opens.  
   
 Sorry to be so late responding. I know you won't get much sleep tonight in order to get all this done. But it's important!

Do what he usually does today then shower, shave, etc. and put on clean clothes in the AM.  Just sayin' :D

Haha. Some of this prep list isn't too far from the truth.  One time I realized I forgot the donation at home.  No biggie, I stopped at an ATM.  I also forgot my wallet.  Cancel my long anticipated hour of pleasure?  Hell no!  I drove back home like a mad man and showed up to the session 5 minutes late.  Whew!

Got to her in call and door is locked. Checked email and she sent message that she was sick. I wish I would have know earlier.

-- Modified on 11/8/2014 12:23:39 PM

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