We just want to think you really like us for an hour
My response... If you get an actual GFE experience, you'll often get no make-up and an occasional fart. Sometimes, she'll have other things to do, too. She isn't ALWAYS turned on. Sometimes she is. I don't even use a condom with my partner.
So, that phrase has always cracked me up. I have seen it plenty of times in my reviews, and that phrase has never made sense to me in ANY arena of this hobby. So really, you can define it however you want, because an ACTUAL GFE isn't really what anyone here wants.
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My response... If you get an actual GFE experience, you'll often get no make-up and an occasional fart. Sometimes, she'll have other things to do, too. She isn't ALWAYS turned on. Sometimes she is. I don't even use a condom with my partner.
So, that phrase has always cracked me up. I have seen it plenty of times in my reviews, and that phrase has never made sense to me in ANY arena of this hobby. So really, you can define it however you want, because an ACTUAL GFE isn't really what anyone here wants.
My .02
TL
I've always thought it would be funny if someone offered a "Wife Experience" where it would be something rushed, and she would talk about things needing to be done around the yard, bills needing to be paid, etc. as she keeps asking if you are done yet so she can get back to doing other things at home. Any guys interested in that? Of course this would only be about a 15 minute session. LOL.
My response... If you get an actual GFE experience, you'll often get no make-up and an occasional fart. Sometimes, she'll have other things to do, too. She isn't ALWAYS turned on. Sometimes she is. I don't even use a condom with my partner.
So, that phrase has always cracked me up. I have seen it plenty of times in my reviews, and that phrase has never made sense to me in ANY arena of this hobby. So really, you can define it however you want, because an ACTUAL GFE isn't really what anyone here wants.
My .02
TL
That the wife experience costs a boatload!!! LOL!
Sounds like a pain in my Ass!!! Wait a minute, I may like that after all. 
... every time I see you, I leave feeling that, for that hour, you were exactly the girlfriend I always wanted to have.
It has always seemed intuitively obvious to me that GFE was intended to mean an idealized girlfriend experience in which the farts, lack of makeup, disinterest, and all the the other foibles of real life, are sidestepped by the payment of money, so a guy can have one of those really great moments that were so much the reason she became your girlfriend in the first place.
So, obviously, it means different things to different people.
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Well, you are one of those people that I have become good friends with, so I don't know that I would be embarrassed, either. Although, I prefer to be "In Bare ASSed" 
ou looked so lovely, too, yesterday!!! And I am so happy I get the best of you and the worst of you and everything in between! The full spectrum of being human is us with how we are with each other and that you and I do our every last shred of our damndest to make sure we remain in true human connection with whomever we meet. No compromising here! Where the worst of you is still beautiful! Still, you never, not once, stepping out of integrity... with our without make up.... peshaw... who needs make up! I'm going into my next session with none!!! No lip gloss, even! I love it! Does it make it GFE? Perhaps a little. I might not bring the fart though
My "Real" gf all day and night long.
Luv you !!!!
Portia
My response... If you get an actual GFE experience, you'll often get no make-up and an occasional fart. Sometimes, she'll have other things to do, too. She isn't ALWAYS turned on. Sometimes she is. I don't even use a condom with my partner.
So, that phrase has always cracked me up. I have seen it plenty of times in my reviews, and that phrase has never made sense to me in ANY arena of this hobby. So really, you can define it however you want, because an ACTUAL GFE isn't really what anyone here wants.
My .02
TL
Fun waking up to you... Mmmmm
Forgetting for a minute how great you look even without makeup... and no need to go down the farts path... GFE isn't a thing, or a specific set of activities, but a state of mind. It's all about how the provider treats her clients and the vibe they get from her.
For example, I think the provider who posted the following awhile back has a good handle on GFE... even if she isn't too keen on that term.
I love to love you.
It’s what I do.
Thank you for letting me in.
If I am not your ‘thing,’
Your ‘thing’ is still out there;
I will still love you.
If you would like to love me back,
I will let you.
If you would like to hate me,
I will let you.
I will still love you.
every time I see you are my friend from the moment you open the door. The limited menu does not change that. You could not know how really dull an encounter can be with a lady who will allow a man to visit her body but never 'know' her at all.
you on the other hand are all there, body and sole. For me at least the E is exhilarating and memorable, G is easy because you define passion and F is the only way I have ever felt when I am with you.
I could not agree more !!!! You have captured the essence of the TrinityLake experience
I can honestly say that you have provided a truly girlfriend experience for me in the times I have spent with you!
And you know what I mean you wonderful woman you!
LOL... Ok, fair enough
In the context of the transactional nature of the hobby I agree. I don't pay my GF for sex nor are there any rules, covers or clocks. It's unrealistic to expect any provider to do it for free, presumably out of love, without protection and have it go on until you are both done with the 'moment'.
The closest I've come is a provider that told me to call if I'm in the mood, regardless how much I've got, and spent hours with me on a wonderful Saturday night, a few bbbj's and never ask for a penny more than the 1 hour rate. It was great!
Please don't email me because I'm not premium member.
We just want to think you really like us for an hour
My response... If you get an actual GFE experience, you'll often get no make-up and an occasional fart. Sometimes, she'll have other things to do, too. She isn't ALWAYS turned on. Sometimes she is. I don't even use a condom with my partner.
So, that phrase has always cracked me up. I have seen it plenty of times in my reviews, and that phrase has never made sense to me in ANY arena of this hobby. So really, you can define it however you want, because an ACTUAL GFE isn't really what anyone here wants.
My .02
TL
You do and I got that feeling with you and you seem to find something with everyone. So thanks and I need to come back
You guys have really touched me greatly with your comments! I am speechless! (a very rare quality for me). I was not at ALL going for all this loving when I posted. Now, I am honored and humbled. I also know that there are many people out there that feel the same for many other providers around here. It has been wonderful to be part of it all. Great women; great men... Just wonderful!