A blonde, brunette and a red-head where sitting in the doctors office discussing what the sex of their babies might be.
The brunette says "I am going to have a boy because I was on top during sex".
The red-head says "I am going to have a girl becuase I was underneath during sex".
The blonde stands up and yells "OH MY GOD! ... I AM GOING TO HAVE PUPPIES!!!!"
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