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A favorite lady friend of mine was being harassed by pimps who were tying to intimidate her and take over her very successful business. They were writing phoney reviews and threatening emails. She was relatively new to the provider career and scared. I got her a stun gun disguised as a cell phone that kicks out about 5,000,000 volts of "fuck you pimp discouragement." It also had a light that she could use when she went from her incall to her car. I saw her frequently until she fell in love with a client who made her cut her clientele in half and I was among the clients who were cut. She and I had become good friends and said boyfriend booted me out. The last time I saw her, Boyfriend had added a small .38 special to her arsenal. She still had the stun gun.
Its become a kind of reading test.
one gal showed me a gift from a guy that she got* for Christmas: A five pound bag of scented manure!
She asked me what I thought he was trying to tell her. I shrugged, shook my head, and made a grimace.
*The gift, not the guy.
I once gave a provider my wife's vibrator.
That probably bears some explanation. This provider and I know each other very well, and she's been very helpful in giving me ideas to try to get things going at home. One day I told her I'd like to give a vibrator to my wife (I know she'd never used one) and asked for a recommendation. The provider went with me to a toy shop near her incall and helped me select the vibrator; it was one the provider has used and likes a lot; it's small and unobtrusive. She thought it would be ideal for my wife's first vibrator.
When I gave it to my wife that night, she reacted pretty well... she thanked me for my thoughtfulness, but told me in no uncertain terms that she was NOT going to use it, or any vibrator. (If you haven't guessed, this is symptomatic of the larger issue.) Then she asked me where I got it. I told her, and asked why she asked. She said that her gynecologist (a woman) had recommended recently that she go shopping there (bless that doctor's heart!). So I suggested that she return the vibrator to the shop and buy whatever she wanted. She declined. So I told her I'd return the vibrator.
I decided not to return it, but give it to the provider the next time I saw her. She loved it.
That is funny. I have given 3 small but effective vibrators to my top providers and they love them.
It was an especially cold winter, and she mentioned about how cold her hardwood floors were. I asked her about her shoe size, and then proceeded to get her a pair of warm down booties and a corresponding pair of down boots that were about calf high.
She was surprised and grateful. The down boots were, I thought, softer and sexier than any of her heels
I have an credit card account with Cabela's, a outdoor and sporting company. I use it for most of my purchases. I accumulate a lot of points that I don't use for my self. My ATF needed some clothes, shoes so she gets my points.
not sure if I could do that yet. I purchased those boots online from Sierra, and she looks really hot in them. I can't wait for winter to roll around again.
Well, she is very special and over the years I have purchased all the hunting and fishing equipment I would ever use.I have some issues that don't mix well with loaded guns or loaded boats. So my new hobby gives me some deserving ladies who help me spend my bonus points.
... I think it would make an excellent gift!
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I recently bought a sexy "french maid" outfit for my visiting ATF.
Not sure if it was a good investment; it was off of her and on the floor in about 5 seconds...
a mattress and springs( a gift,) lawn mower, weed whacker, step ladder, a pickup were loans. My ladies are my friends as well as my providers.