QUEEN ELIZABETH AND DOLLY PARTON

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die  on the same day, and they both go before the angel to find out  if they'll be admitted to heaven.

Unfortunately, there's  only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets  in.

The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she  should go to heaven, whereupon Dolly takes off her top and says, Look at  these.

They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm  sure it would please God to be able to see them every day for  eternity.

The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same  question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of  Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.

At  that, the angel says, OK, Your Majesty, you may go in.

Dolly is outraged.  What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations  and you turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in.  Can you explain that to me?

Sorry Dolly, says the angel, but even in  heaven, a royal flush beats two of a kind.