Unga mentioned to her husband Knute they were invited to their neighbors (the Johnson's) for a Halloween party in a couple days. Knute responded "Unga, we don't have costumes for parties. What were you thinking when you accepted?"
"Not to worry" said Unga. "I'm almost done with our outfits. I'll go as a cow, and you go as a steer". On the night of the party, after chores were done, Unga & Knute put on their outfits and headed for the Johnson's. As they lived just across a pasture between them, they decided to climb the fence and cut across the field, leaving the truck at home. It was quite dark but they could see the yard light at Johnson's, so headed for it. Suddenly Knute whispered "Unga... don't move.. Johnson's Prize winning bull is in here with us. I hear him breathing loud, snorting, and raking the ground with his hoofs.." "Oh, Knute what'll we do? " said Unga. Knute replied "I'm gonna pretend i'm just eating a little hay..., but you better brace yourself
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator
Unga mentioned to her husband Knute they were invited to their neighbors (the Johnson's) for a Halloween party in a couple days. Knute responded "Unga, we don't have costumes for parties. What were you thinking when you accepted?"
"Not to worry" said Unga. "I'm almost done with our outfits. I'll go as a cow, and you go as a steer". On the night of the party, after chores were done, Unga & Knute put on their outfits and headed for the Johnson's. As they lived just across a pasture between them, they decided to climb the fence and cut across the field, leaving the truck at home. It was quite dark but they could see the yard light at Johnson's, so headed for it. Suddenly Knute whispered "Unga... don't move.. Johnson's Prize winning bull is in here with us. I hear him breathing loud, snorting, and raking the ground with his hoofs.." "Oh, Knute what'll we do? " said Unga. Knute replied "I'm gonna pretend i'm just eating a little hay..., but you better brace yourself
Two guys were walking down the road and came upon a sheep stuck in a fence. One says I sure wish that was a woman in that fence and the other guy says hell, I just wish it was dark!
Guy goes naked, ties a frying pan around his waist and goes as........Peter Pan.
You should post it on the humor forum!