Gay George goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "George, I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."
George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
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