An American goes to Japan to close a big business deal. The night before, he is very tense so he picks up a hooker in the hotel bar. She speaks no English, but they get their transaction settled and go to his room.

    In bed, she is wildly thrashing around screaming out a phrase in Japanese. The man figures she is loving it and celebrating and tries to remember what she is yelling.

    The next day, he is playing golf with his Japanese customers. One of the Japanese men makes a hole in one!

    Thinking to impress his client, the American celebrates and repeats the phrase he had heard so much the night before. The Japanese golfer eyes him and says, "What you mean, 'wrong hole'?"