I wouldn't be mad
55 gallon barrel of lube? Yikes, I don't even want to think about the ass that's going to use that my lube.
"A Barrel of Sex Lube Currently Costs 28 Times as Much as a Barrel of Oil
Introducing a powerful new economic indicator: the Lube Crude Index (LCI). Today, a 55-gallon barrel of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant, “the ultimate lube keg,” is purchasable for $1,175.82 on Amazon, with free shipping. Meanwhile, a standard barrel of crude oil costs $31.78. Today, the LCI is 28.25."
Lick me soft and slow until I cum and you won't need any lube at all
I'll just go ahead and assume that doesn't take two days as well 
I wouldn't be mad
"A Barrel of Sex Lube Currently Costs 28 Times as Much as a Barrel of Oil.
EDIT: I checked your numbers. They're good:
(1172.82 / 55 ) / (31.78 / 42) = 28.18.
-- Modified on 2/4/2016 4:45:02 AM
Just for calcification 42 gallons is a barrel of crude oil most finished lubes are 55 gallons.
"A Barrel of Sex Lube Currently Costs 28 Times as Much as a Barrel of Oil.
I didn't check your numbers, but a barrel of oil is only 42 gallons. (A quirk of history.)
EDIT: I checked your numbers. They're good:
(1172.82 / 55 ) / (31.78 / 42) = 28.18.
-- Modified on 2/4/2016 4:45:02 AM
He did so to account for leakage, from what I recall.
I myself prefer almond oil, but to each their own
Keep up the good work, Boston.