I was with a friend of mine yesterday, and she said her nephew was in the Army and his job designation was "Horizontal Engineer". I cracked up! I thought it would elevate the job title. I can visualize business cards. Any comments ladies?
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Solution-based Consultant?
Shower facilitator?
One of my favorite providers does use consultant in her e-mail signature. I definitely have at least two blinding insights during our consultations.
I've also seen other providers use the term "event planner." Nice. Sometimes the event can get a little messy.
I am offering to provide your missing nutrient: vitamin "x"... so you have your vitamin C and D and all those things you can get from produce and vitamin isles, but only I provide certain other nutrients we all need that our bodies concoct as we feel the wonders of a most excellent pleasure.
I am a provider of the most rare forms of vitamin "x"...
So, I am a vitamin "x" alchemist, a vitamin "x" artist, and vitamin "x" exchanger, a vitamin "x" conduit, a vitamin "x" developer... depending on what it is you're missing this particular day may your have a good dose of the most exclusive of forms of vitamin "x" that only your body knows it needs and you are so kind to come to me and let your body have it!!!
.. own a squat, gobble, and swallow store... Cum Collector .... proprietor of an in & out convenience operation... pump & munch store....