A little Friday humor

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... forexample...  A wife comes home late one night, arriving early from being out of town andquietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.  She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as shecan.  Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.  As she enters, she sees her husband there, sitting at the kitchen tablereading a magazine.  "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visitus, so l let them stay in our bedroom.