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My best EVER !!! 

Posted 5/28/2012 at 3:32:58 AM

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Back in the late 90's I took 3 SUPER HOT chicks to a Braves game and we wound up at American Pie on Roswell Road after the game.  The hottest chick [ Dee Dee ] was sitting next to me outside and we were both pretty drunk and here's what I said :

Me :  Dee Dee .... I couldn't fuck you !

Dee Dee :  Why Jim ?  [ like there was something wrong with her ? ]

Me : Because my head would keep getting in the way !!!

Dee Dee :  [ Hugging my neck ]  Jim that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me !!!

I was wrong though ... I found out later ... I could FUCK Dee Dee :-)

Been using that line EVER since.

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