Back in the late 90's I took 3 SUPER HOT chicks to a Braves game and we wound up at American Pie on Roswell Road after the game. The hottest chick [ Dee Dee ] was sitting next to me outside and we were both pretty drunk and here's what I said :
Me : Dee Dee .... I couldn't fuck you !
Dee Dee : Why Jim ? [ like there was something wrong with her ? ]
Me : Because my head would keep getting in the way !!!
Dee Dee : [ Hugging my neck ] Jim that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me !!!
I was wrong though ... I found out later ... I could FUCK Dee Dee
Been using that line EVER since.
Me : Dee Dee .... I couldn't fuck you !
Dee Dee : Why Jim ? [ like there was something wrong with her ? ]
Me : Because my head would keep getting in the way !!!
Dee Dee : [ Hugging my neck ] Jim that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me !!!
I was wrong though ... I found out later ... I could FUCK Dee Dee
Been using that line EVER since.
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