Tug of war with Cyclops
Peeling some chiles
Auditioning his finger puppetsOr whacking one-eyed willie
Posted By: brilove
Or whacking one-eyed willie Loping the Dope. It's not mans smartest body part.
I flogged the one eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry...
Posted By: brilove
Or whacking one-eyed willie Peeling some chiles
Auditioning his finger puppets
..and when I was a teenager, "studying". Also, a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, coming unscrewed, and jerkin' the gherkin!
Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4UJEGynFBk
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Or whacking one-eyed willie 
is a fave from Game of Thrones !
Spending some time with Mr. Right.
Or, according to George Costanza's mother: treating my body like an amusement park.
And the beat goes on...
Taking matters in your own hands
dating Mrs. thumb and her 4 daughters.