You go from accusing me of putting down clients on my Twitter (which I never have), to now putting down my fellow providers on my Twitter (which again, I never have)...and all on MY Twitter page which you have no access to. Or is it locked, but just not for you? Or wait, is it the multiple other providers that 'constantly message' you that tell you what's on my page?!
The only thing that's LOL here is you grasping for straws to try and put me down. Why don't you spend more time worrying about yourself and your multiple constructed personas and how much time you spend on here rather than me, or my tweets...I still love you...really.
Can I just ask why some chick's allow some dude to record themselves providing for free? It seems like they are cheapening themselves and have no self worth. I'm just wondering from both boys and girls what the appeal is.
Personally, you'd have to pay a pretty penny for me to immortalize my special gifts...
Guys-whats the turn on?
Xxx-giselle parker
It is basically the guys version of a selfie. Girls love selfies and guys love watching themselves doing girls that are hot.
OK
first things first
Please send me a list of all these girls willing to be filmed in the act for free 
Here is my take
When A guy watches football he fantasizes he's the QB that throws the touchdown pass
When I guy watches porn he fantasizes he's knocking boots with that gorgeous woman in the video
To me ....
It's the ultimate fantasy kind of an out of body experience
OK you can send me that list now LOL
I'm waiting and filled with anticipation for my boot knocking buddy to come back to town
It may even be a FMF three-way
I am a video Virgin
Also never had a three-way🍆
Ladies, please feel free to PM me i'd love to immortalize OUR fun together.
Let's talk 
Thong
and your gifts are truly special..
Personally, you'd have to pay a pretty penny for me to immortalize my special gifts...
Guys-whats the turn on?
Xxx-giselle parker
They might not realize the value. Or they just don't care. The turn on for the guys is, it's our own mini porno, relive the date.
Just my two cents.
On another note, It's great to hear from you! I hope you are well!!
who are you to tell them how to run their business. is running a rate special also cheapening themselves? you used to run them a lot since few would pay your rate. going to retire again?
You guys sure are awfully mean to Gizzy, Do you think it's time I set an O/U on how long before her next retirement?
Personally I think she can much better than either Cosmic Suck Up or that Ragnar who doesn't appear to have "measured up" either. Who knows, I hear Bob Sugar might be looking for an SB, but he's probably just all talk. You know how full of it all those guys who claim to be rich and powerful turn out to be.
Ragnar takes very good care of his toys.
My Giselle has a wonderful short coming out that has a sequence in there of her stint with that little munchkin cosmic. He was adorable. I think he looks more like an Ewok, but Giselle insisted I call him a munchkin.
She likes the Wizard of Oz more than Star Wars.
Do you think you might have a talk with your sweetie about "hooker math"?
Taking a quick glance at her reviews I couldn't help but notice her rates, Do you have any explanation as to her nonsensical rates, $1,000 for the first hour, $200 an hour for the next three hours,, but if you book twelve hours it's $1,200 cheaper to simply book three four hours sessions back to back.
This has got to be the Ewok's doing, right? I know we aren't always on the best of terms, but I am pretty sure you can do second grade arithmetic, you darling Giselle I am not so sure about.
I would love an explanation about those rates if I can tear you lovebirds apart for long enough to provide a sensible answer.
We're going to Morton's tonight for dinner. I'm sure a class act like you has never been to a fine establishment like Morton's.
I can only imagine those rates are to keep trolls away. I know she's not hurting for business. My friends and I make sure of that.
do they serve Crow there??
I can only imagine those rates are to keep trolls away. I know she's not hurting for business. My friends and I make sure of that.
ypical wealthy asshole who thinks because he has money he's somehow better than everyone else. You're not, you're still just an asshole with your priorities in life all out of whack
Congratulations you are without question the douchebag of the week leaving all other contenders
in the dust. Don't choke on your steak but then again no one would miss you sad but true.
I'll sit this one out, seems the snark patrol has it well in hand, but I would like to add a quote I ran across recently.
Concerned one man commenting on another, "he has no enemies, but most of his friends despise him."
how ladies price them selves. There is the whole worth factor but I am talking about the highness of some things.
When ladies want to be more selective about who engages in a certain appt she prices it high. In G's case she would like to be selective about who she invites into her body, so she prices it high to even touch her. If she can get it then she is priced right and keeps those who are not as into her from visiting. Pretty much it is called selective marketing.
As well when they have certain appts that could be cheaper by just booking the hourly then they are effectively saying, they are happy to do that appt but they would rather not. It has to be made worth their while to do it. I know many ladies that have higher overnight rates because alot of guys will try to keep you up all night doing for them. Some don't(like mine, I demand 1/2 sleep time), but many do. It can throw off your sleep schedule for weeks doing an "active" over night. I do not know a single lady that enjoys an "active" overnight. So that is probably the reasoning for that.
Just like many ladies will have a high 1st hour, then it goes down greatly after, what they are saying is that they prefer not to do only 1hr, they would like their guests to book longer dates. That is what they are catering too.
So there you go. I hope that makes sense as to why some have certain giftings... Take care all and no I am not defending any lady or gent in this, just trying to show the thought process. Appts a lady would rather not do will always be priced accordingl
It's not that her rates are high or low, but that they are nonsensical. There can't be any "thought process" involved, unless she was simply on drugs at the time
Please check out her profile and get back to me. I think a quick glance at her rate structure will make my point crystal clear
and I was stating as a generality not her in particular. I am not siding with her and not siding with you. Many complain they have no idea why we price the way we do, I was just putting out the general why they do not why any individual does.... Why most price at a point where they do.
I think a while back there was someone complaining about the hooker math because the 90min was priced only a little higher(like 80-100 more) then the 1hr but the 2hr was double the 1hr gifting. In that case they prefer a 90min meeting, not longer and not shorter. So there you go.
There are some others that you just shake your head and are like WTF...
I can say that 1hrs, the guys tend to want to get right to it and make it last as long as they can which for me is good. The longer the date though the more enjoyable the whole experience is rather then just some bing bang boom.
Also I have heard of a trend of guys now that book 60mins but intend to stay as long as they can get away with(they even brag about it in their reviews, which causes problems with future dates). Perhaps some ladies realize that, because those guys are also the ones who stay over every time and will be the 1st to write a bad review if you have something to do and have to push tem out at the 90mins mark on a 60min session spoiuting off about how they were rushed. LOL
There are alot of reasons for things. Thank goodness I do not attract the bad types, but I do hear all about them from my friends in the industry. I have to run though. Massage date and then double calling my name today!! Yummy
You don't need VIP to check out her profile, but here are the rates I am talking about
Escort 60 minutes $1000
Escort 1 hour 30 minutes $1200
Escort 2 hours $1400
Escort 4 hours $1600
Escort 12 hours $6000
Escort 2 days $12000
I am all ears waiting for an explanation other than "she was stoned at the time"
especially take note of the fact that 3 X her four hour rate of $1,600 would be $4,800 a $1,200 saving off her 12 hour rate of $6,000. This is hooker math at it's finest.
Anything she say or do make sense?
That makes sense!
Have you ever considered that I'm retired and was just fucking around?
Get a sense of humor.
XXX-Giselle
Escort 60 minutes $1000
Escort 1 hour 30 minutes $1200
Escort 2 hours $1400
Escort 4 hours $1600
Escort 12 hours $6000
Escort 2 days $12000
I am all ears waiting for an explanation other than "she was stoned at the time"
especially take note of the fact that 3 X her four hour rate of $1,600 would be $4,800 a $1,200 saving off her 12 hour rate of $6,000. This is hooker math at it's finest.
Ok, I thought about it and nope that excuse won't fly.
and for the record if you want me to reply in the future its phaggot, not faggot. TYVM.
and why so mad? Didn't my aide get a check off to you for helping with my bet by at least claiming to remain with CSU for the requisite 90 days? I know your share wasn't much more than enough for a couple of pairs of shoes or maybe enough to keep your nose full for an evening, but it's the thought that counts, right?
How about we get another wager going on how long you and Ragnar will stay together? I bet you we can get some action going there, or maybe we just set a line on how long before you just unretired completely and take your rightful place at the top of the list of BSC providers in Chi-Town?
Just for the record, if you want me to reply in the future, it's schizophrenic, not BSC. SO THERE!
and for the record if you want me to reply in the future its phaggot, not faggot. TYVM.
and why so mad? Didn't my aide get a check off to you for helping with my bet by at least claiming to remain with CSU for the requisite 90 days? I know your share wasn't much more than enough for a couple of pairs of shoes or maybe enough to keep your nose full for an evening, but it's the thought that counts, right?
How about we get another wager going on how long you and Ragnar will stay together? I bet you we can get some action going there, or maybe we just set a line on how long before you just unretired completely and take your rightful place at the top of the list of BSC providers in Chi-Town?
and I am glad to see you have retained your sense of humor. I was beginning to worry about you. I thought maybe your new beau might have started rubbing off on you, and we all know that Ragnar is not exactly a "funny guy", does he at least have a large wallet?
My sugar baby ran an ad not long ago looking for another gal to play with us...and the ISO was quite successful.
She likes the bigger titted blondes...but I still prefer the tiny gals.
I don't think Giselle can fill either requirement.
Personally I think she can much better than either Cosmic Suck Up or that Ragnar who doesn't appear to have "measured up" either. Who knows, I hear Bob Sugar might be looking for an SB, but he's probably just all talk. You know how full of it all those guys who claim to be rich and powerful turn out to be.
Word!
I guess it's locked...kind of LOL
I still love you...really.
You go from accusing me of putting down clients on my Twitter (which I never have), to now putting down my fellow providers on my Twitter (which again, I never have)...and all on MY Twitter page which you have no access to. Or is it locked, but just not for you? Or wait, is it the multiple other providers that 'constantly message' you that tell you what's on my page?!
The only thing that's LOL here is you grasping for straws to try and put me down. Why don't you spend more time worrying about yourself and your multiple constructed personas and how much time you spend on here rather than me, or my tweets...
I still love you...really.
Yeah, some B****s need to shut up and let escorts run their biznes the way they see fit. No one is coming to your work to knock the dick out of your mouth.
Some have high prices and include it, some have a special connection and some like the exhibition factor. STFU and take care of yourself.
Charges extra. I wouldn't think that anyone would do video without charging an extra fee. I mean, I always look at it like, the video can be leaked or sold behind my back so, I have to charge extra.
I'd love to meet the ladies in Chicago who would let me press the shutter button. Send me a message, I'm looking for a rendezvous like this the second weekend in November. Xxxx
I guess people price how they see fit. Why the need to judge?
Choice! I totally agree. I choose to be a companion.
Although, I look at videos/photos as an upcharge, that is all our own personal choice, right. I also offer all kinds off photos and film too. We all get to decide how we want to run our business and that is part of what is so beautiful/appealing about being a companion to me.
I don't charge extra for photos and videos.
I'm totally comfortable with that.
If someone does share the footage, they'd better mention my name!
When a lady does porn (which I have done), she's probably going to get 600-800 for 2 hours work, including the photos, paperwork, video, etc. Probably she will have to travel out of town unless she lives in LA, Vegas, or Miami. When you think about the actual pay for porn, escorting is so much better. Because I already have porn out there, maybe I've already dealt with the feelings that go along with going public.
I think my rates are competitive for my review averages, but not cheap.
Sometimes it surprises ME that more people on these boards are not more comfortable with the entire adult entertainment business, male and female. I think a lot of people are still ashamed, or think this is sleazy in some way. This is my career CHOICE. I'm comfortable with it. Whenever I do have moments of insecurity, it's because I'm worried about what society thinks of me, NOT how I feel about what I'm doing myself.
By the way, I'll be here tomorrow, wink, wink.
Freya is ultra cool, very rational and always is a woman of reason on the boards. I hope to spend time with her someday. Unfortunately this week won't be it
Personally, you'd have to pay a pretty penny for me to immortalize my special gifts...
Guys-whats the turn on?
Xxx-giselle parker
Personally, you'd have to pay a pretty penny for me to immortalize my special gifts...
Guys-whats the turn on?
Xxx-giselle parker
I wasn't going after any particular girl.
Btw, I have a wallet named Carl. I bet your jealous!
XXX-Gisell
Are you expecting people to jump up and down because you called out some of your colleagues? Is this some form of advertising? Most of us know all about you.
Sooooooo, you know all about me, huh? That's the understatement of the year. Tell your dad I said hi!
. . . and then something changed.
Don't know who you think I am but I'd need a Ouiji Board to give my dad your greetings.
her drinking problem caused what little of her brain was left to rot away.
And here I was SO happy for her, even if she did just call me a faggot.
Hey, maybe she was having a tif with her new man Ragnar? That could account for her bad mood? Or perhaps you are right and she is now just an angry shell of what she once was. but was she really all that back in the day? or was that too just a figment of her imagination?
We as providers should never put each other down. We are a community and we must stick together. It makes me sad to hear you talk about "US" this way. What we do in our session is what we want to do, that's what makes us INDEPENDENT and not an AGENCY.
So its okay to do it for a pretty penny and not free??!!!! Its like me saying every girl who sucks a cock without a condom(like me) has no self worth, but i'll do it for 50$ because I'm classier and I'm worthy.
From the looks of it I believe you have done some immortalizing already(me as well) because correct me if I'm wrong your not a virgin? Are you???????
Yes! Thank you.
Some people are just stupid.
I apologize to anyone I offended but I happen to be going through a rough patch in my personal life. A tragedy. Then I just wanted some commardery as to a topic that I've had stuck in my craw for some time.
Please, everyone simmer down now!
Oh, and just because I posted does NOT mean I've come back from retirement!
XXX-GISELLE
Personally, you'd have to pay a pretty penny for me to immortalize my special gifts...
Guys-whats the turn on?
Xxx-giselle parker
Thanks for that wonderful dinner and chat last night. You were hungry too...loved watching you devour that Filet.
I'd be happy to check out new wheels today with you. See you soon.
and I am so happy that she hasn't left you to "unretired" yet. You two REALLY deserve each other.
Now lets get back to that hooker math of hers. Her rate structure really intrigues me. Please shed some light on it for me. I am sure it must make sense to SOMEONE, but it's completely nonsensical to me.
My Giselle has had some problems recently. I am the guy she needs to help her and I do.
Her rates don't matter to me since I don't pay her like that. But she has no problems getting guys to pay her. I want her to do well. You should too. If you knew about the past year she's had to deal with, you'd be far more tolerant. She has a lot to clean up after that last guy screwed up her life.
if a guy wants to spend half a day with her does he fork over $6,000 for twelve hours, or does he simply book three back to back to back 4 hour sessions at $1,600 a piece and save himself $1,200? Inquiring minds really do want to know.
Now as for you having to clean after CosmicSuckUp, just how big a mess could a little guy like him make in just a few short months? I have to admit, not to root against you, but I hope she goes back to him. I guess I have a soft spot for them as a couple considering how much money I made on that bet. Or at least how much money I would have made if a certain deadbeat medical professional had not stiffed me on the bet and hasn't been heard from in months. I guess it's time to call "the boys" to go collect. Do you know any local talent in that regards, I would hate to have to go to the expense of having to fly in a "contractor" for a single job.
You think that the women here can't take care of themselves? My Giselle is doing great. She's smart too.
That's why she has guys like me to be there for her when she needs a real person to talk to about life.
You're a nasty person who's jealous of others successes. Introduce yourself to us at the Halloween party. I'm sure you'd talk differently.
Are you here if you're "retired?" Just curious.
Please, everyone simmer down now!
Oh, and just because I posted does NOT mean I've come back from retirement!
XXX-GISELLE
Personally, you'd have to pay a pretty penny for me to immortalize my special gifts...
Guys-whats the turn on?
Xxx-giselle parker
As of last night anyways.
There's a Gizelle listed on Chicago P411. Are they one and the same? Not 100% sure. But would THIS G suffer another using her name in the Windy City? Doubtful. Lets say its not. Would any provider who "retires" still be popping up her frequently not be looking for SOMETHING? Just curious all I'll say.
but it's VERY unlikely either of them are this Gizzy.
I could put up a betting line on the subject if you would like, but no wagers from deadbeats will be accepted this time, and that includes both doctors and sports agents.
Why you think that the house still shouldn't have paid off on that last O/U is bizarre.
I guess I could double down using tonight's Cubs loss as my cover?
I could put up a betting line on the subject if you would like, but no wagers from deadbeats will be accepted this time, and that includes both doctors and sports agents.
The bet/s were graded on both sides and credited/debited accordingly.
I would be more than happy to take your Cubs action tonight the Bucs are plus 120 with an O/U of 5 1/2 flat money, but first I expect to see a wire for your previous losses. It would be a shame for a big powerful sports agent like you to get a rep for welshing on bets. Something like that could be damaging to one's career, not to mention one's health.
YOU do realize that as rich and powerful as I am...that I've retained the services of a VERY highly respected CPA firm to verify all of what you claim. When can I have my team review this?
Just to advise you, my firm also has retained Mr. Mike Tyson. He's a nice man...usually
I would be more than happy to take your Cubs action tonight the Bucs are plus 120 with an O/U of 5 1/2 flat money, but first I expect to see a wire for your previous losses. It would be a shame for a big powerful sports agent like you to get a rep for welshing on bets. Something like that could be damaging to one's career, not to mention one's health.
and like you he may just be having another one very soon if certain obligations aren't met. I will send him your best wishes for his recovery along with my next gentle reminder for payment.
As for the esteemed Mr Tyson, did you even see his last fight? Little children aren't even scared of him anymore, just what did you sign him to do anyhow, bake cookies?
Arrieta performs as expected, I'll be up to visit my CPA and see some games in Chicago next week. But I have a funny feeling about this one..............................
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Can I play? Regardless her posts here indicate she's anything but retired.
You're welcome everyone. And now I shall exit stage left or, um, right? Fuck. Where the hell am i? Hahahaha!
Personally, you'd have to pay a pretty penny for me to immortalize my special gifts...
Guys-whats the turn on?
Xxx-giselle parker
It's been a great run sweetie. I love how these jealous fools try and knock you down. But you're the bomb.
We'll have a blast at Kwasi's party. Don't tell anyone what you're going as till we get there. It'll be epic. It'll make that birthday party that never happened a distant memory.
Nice car too. I know you'll enjoy driving it.
I can't believe how dumb some of you guys are.
CosmicSuckUp for thinking he could "retire" her in the first place, or perhaps Ragnar for thinking he could replace the little Ewok? Or some other guys altogether? When talking about "dumb" guys on a fuckboard you really need to be a bit more specific. Not to mention "dumb" is hardly limited to just guys around here.
Well, mostly Gizelle's newest White Knight loverboy, but to the old ones, too. I just think it's funny how many of these dopes she manages to wrap around her finger. And what's with the new one calling her "my Gizelle"? Talk about creepy.
I am pretty damn sure he is white, but a "knight"??? Come on, he is no more a "knight" than her previous beau, CosmicSuckUp, but I do hear that Ragnar is much taller than CSU towering over him at a statuesque 5' 5" in height.
