Go golfing - one of the few windows that allows enough time.
Can also explain some alcohol on the breath.
and work hard in the backyard. Really hard... Now I feel fulfilled but with a very stiff back...
How in heck do I go get me one of them super-doper 2 hr massages with da finish?
The wife isn't working and she LOVES massages, so you see my problem?
Can't invent an emergency at work - she knows better....
Go golfing - one of the few windows that allows enough time.
Can also explain some alcohol on the breath.
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